Ask for one more change, I dare you, I double dare you mofucker!

Legacy code again.... found this... losing faith...

I bought flowers for my date. Online.
When I registered, the website send me via email my 30 character long password.

😥

So I try "forgot password". The genius website sent me, guess what, my 30 character long password...

For fuck sakes!!!! You had one job.... Hash the fucking password!!!!

I'm afraid these people will probably get hacked soon (murphy law).

Sha256.. Guys please...

1 hour to install Windows 10
4 hours installing windows updates
8 hours installing visual studio enterprise

*sigh*

I've turned 24 years old and it was given to me this amazing cake at the party, could it get any better?

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

Was going to install python 3.5. Typed "apt-get install python 3.5" instead of "apt-get install python3.5".
Parsed 3.5 as regex, now it's installing 500mb of shit :/

Java Joke......

Finally moving to Ubuntu from Windows permanently!!

Talking to google assistant in Allo feels like talking to your that friend who has some random link ready for every damn topic.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the universe is winning."
-Rick Cook

Rest in peace bro ..!

How I make my decisions.

Thank you Google for splitting my package

Who else think this is awesome

Really nice message. I feel so motivated.

Last night my girlfriend told me that she downloaded devRant in attempts to understand my world. I nearly shed a tear. I'm so proud of her.

Let me get this straight. I don't have a paid Apple Developer account so I can't report iOS 10 bugs?

Anybody want to report a bug for me that double clicking the home button no longer launches Apple Pay from the lock screen?

Sometimes we fail to understand them.....😞