Beware of the new ATM phishing attack.

Don't try this at home 😋

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

I found the rig of the year.

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

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Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?

Me: That machines take over the world.

Girlfriend: What?

Toaster: What?

Wonder if they used Ruby on Rails for this. Badum tss.

Fuck. Me.

Dev1: I started work at a new company.

Dev2: Cool, how is it?

Dev1: Well its ok... but they are a bit weird.

Dev2: How weird.

Dev1: Very weird, they round my pay to 1000 insted of 1024.

Dev2: Yeah weird.

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

CSS is like #01

I was talking with a guy who is making an android app for his thesis but hes "shitdamn awful in java". I offered to help because im so fucking nice.

"oh but i dont have facebook, is it a problem?"

Nah sure i dont use facebook anyways, got telegram?

"No"

Riot? Irc?

"Nope"

Then what do you use???

"Skype"

?!!?!??!??!!???!??!

My brother and I were checking out this new restaurant that had opened up recently. As we enter,

I inadvertently blurt out, "Hey! This place has a nice UI!"

Brother - "Wut?"

Me - "Ambience, I meant ambience."

1. Use "undefined" as a username on all your accounts
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Bought a second hand coffee machine and went to get it by bike.

Put it in the back and drove home. It fell off somehow like a hundred meters before arriving home and its leaking now.

😭😞

Here is a tutorial on how to create a contact form in React / Redux.

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

the moment you full-screen your terminal, you know that shit got serious

Who will try it? :-D

Snapchat, then Instagram, then WhatsApp, then effin FB messenger...
devRant please DO NOT GET THAT SHITTY 'STORIES UPDATE' NOW...

CSS can kill you!

programmer's house..

Why Diesel Python live in land?

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/

And then there is this beauty...