Flexible working hours, Home Office, fair compensation, working on a greenfield product 🥰.

I was in a bad spot two years ago jobwise and I don't regret jumping the ship for a second.

I would never have guessed that flexible hours and WFH would be so beneficial to my mental health!

Not everything is perfect all the time, but it gets pretty damn close all things considered.

When you've been getting lots of comments on your pull request and have to keep asking for approval.

A good question to ask everyone...

Me? Between early bird and perfectionist 😂

There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

I like how when you put a device in "Developer Mode", it doesn't complain anymore and lets you do (almost) whatever you want.
I wish there was a "Developer Mode" in society.
Neighbor1:"He's 25 and he has no proper job yet"
Neighbor2:"Oh, he's on developer mode".
Neighbor1:"Ah. Okay."

Random Street Guy1:"Look at her clothes. Kids these days don't have any values".
Random Street Guy2:"Oh, she's on developer mode".
Random Street Guy1:"Ah, Okay."

Awwww, beautiful 😍

why so much hate towards javascript? :-D

Source - Reddit

In trend with all those semicolon jokes

Hope this isn't a repost

No presents for the EU this year

New devComic! Based on a funny rant by @AlgoRythm (https://devrant.com/rants/1168834/)

I'd be handing in my two weeks notice if I got some shit like this.

Don't get me wrong, I understand it's not that professional to swear during work every sentence. But come on, I'm going to swear if I fucking want to every once in a while.

how NOT to commit

Just wasted a ton of time trying to figure out why my circuit wouldnt work properly and then noticed...

Wierd Domains Game

Like: pornhub + StackOverflow
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Add your entry in comment.

Winner will be get 1 domain + 1 year hosting

Something that has always bothered me of Windows 10. What can't you make those consistent?

The stickers finally arrived. 😃 Thanks @dfox and @trogus for making devRant awesome!

Got this as a prize for successfully completing a University's Month of Code program...
Gonna wear it EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 😅

Did you know 8.8.8.8 has a TXT Record to xkcd?

Ok I take back what I said about Mac OS being fairly light weight, that thing is more fucking RAM hungry than chrome with 40 tabs...

Waterfall.

I string dislike the waterfall methodology and much prefer agile or scrum. And it's incredibly difficult that upper management only understands waterfall while claiming to know agile.

Meanwhile they want things completed by deadlines that are only possible with an agile approach. So you have a mishmash of upper management running waterfall with impossible deadlines and developers trying to meet those deadlines running in agile.

Anyone else have this problem?

Totally skipping the design phase and start typing code. Sometimes causes rework.

Trying to make my personal project so complex that I won't finish it ever.

Currently on vacation and all I wanna do is code. But I took vacation to get rest from coding. What’s a person to do?

If you use a light theme for your IDE then...

I don’t, like, hate you.

But it don’t understand you.

Fixing a parents iPhone, episode 1.

Problem: "Whatsapp is gone off my phone"

Debugging:

Me: *unlocks phone and sees whatsapp*, it's right here.

Mam: no, I no that I can't see my messages.

Me: ok, that is definitely not what "whatsapp is gone off my phone means".

*opens whatsapp*
*inside add contact screen*

App seems ok, your trying to add a contact?

Mam: that's a problem, whenever I open it I only see that page.

Me: *taps cancel button with shocked face*

Mam: omg there's my messages, how did you do that?

Me: ... ... ... I tapped the very easy to see, large cancel button in the top right hand corner.

Mam: but why was it opened there?

Me: *looks at opened message from unknown number*

If I was to hazard a guess, now stay with me on this one as it's a bit complex. I think ... I THINK ... you clicked the "add to contacts" button on the screen in front of you.

I am suspicious of one thing though.

Mam: what's that?

Me: how you managed to click the add contacts button, and when brought to the add contacts screen, you assume the app is broken.

Mam: oh will you **** off you sarcastic little ****. Thank you very much.

Me: no prob, 4 year computer science course put to great use.

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.

When you make major database scheme changes and run your tests afterwards. Here’s to an all nighter!

Wanted an iPhone badly since 2007, and I'm about to get one today.

What do you folks think? Is it garbage? Is it worth it? I just really want an SE. Really tired of meizu lags and freezes.

What to expect from iPhone? Are there some shocking downsides?

When a client reports a css bug in IE11 or Edge, I seriously doubt his/her sanity. For fucks sake it's 2018, please let IE go...