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When ya want to serve Burger but ya need to get Debugger instead.....

joke/meme

Working for a startup:
"Two weeks? I'll build you the entire platform, draw illustrations, animate them and set up the infrastructure"

Working for a massive corporation:
"Two week sprint? Obviously a team of 10 people can't do more than just check the existing code."

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bubble sort
promotion sort
quick sort
school sort
heap sort
hr sort
merge sort
sex sort
selection sort

rant algorithms

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Pro tip: never try to convert the date (formatted as "yyMMddHHmm") in an int32.
It will stop working in 2022. 😉

I just found out I accidentally invented the "2022 bug" two years ago.

rant 2022 idiot bug

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When HR says there will be 5-6 interview rounds 😂

joke/meme #interviews #hrs #toomanyrounds

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A programmer was smoking.

A lady standing near by asked him can't you see the warning? smoking is injurious for health!!

He replied, "We are bothered only about errors NOT warnings"....

joke/meme rant programmer jokes

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Interesting. A few hours ago I had a nice domestic conversation with my coleague about robot vacuum cleaners. He was talking about iRobot Roomba and I was talking about Xiaomi. Here's the result!

Interesting thing is that we talked in a *voice* conversation. Over Slack. Over Chrome. Over corporate VPN (openconnect).

Where's the spying link? Slack or Chrome?

My bet's on Chrome.

What does that tell you about the privacy of your sensitive conversations? :)
Hide behind VPNs all you like. If you have proprietary software (or hardware in the case of Huawei) - you're being watched and listened to.

EDIT: I'm on Linux, he's on MacOS

rant spying spycraft ads google privacy slack chrome

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so poetic

joke/meme funny poetry

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Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

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Thank you JS for challenging our lives

rant 😔 js

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That the way how to create bug free app.

random

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Guess the training accuracy

joke/meme fuck brad dog ai artificial intelligence

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Bit out of date but I love this JavaScript explanation!

rant javascript script

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Wanna success faster?

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What's yours?

joke/meme php

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The best password manager available in the market...

joke/meme devrant funny password manager

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Ok, bye guys gtg.....

joke/meme

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Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

joke/meme python hashtag meme comment

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One of the coolest good bye message I have ever seen in my company...

The code is so clean with proper comments...

joke/meme coolest goodbye innovative

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True or not? ;)

undefined enterprise startup legacy code cloud

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It happens all the time...

undefined code ideas project side project

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We support you ...

joke/meme

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fucking hate how some sites deliberately break their own scroll functionality if you haven't logged in/accepted gdpr nonsense/signed up for a newsletter.

It's such an easy fix (most of them just slap style="overflow:hidden;" to their <html> tag) but I still think it's very loathsome

rant bad practices

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