"Write drunk; edit sober." - Ernest Hemingway

Senior Devs made the Program Manager cry. Dev Lead did nothing to stop it from happening, Program Manager Lead was in shock.

One time I was in a meeting and the UX Director fell asleep (like he had done before) but this time did a little quiet snoring. I was cracking up. A few other people noticed but he was off to the side so most just tried not to wake him and eventually he woke up.

"The systems engineering team has vaulunteered to..."

Entire systems engineering team - "we what?"

Exactly

++ if you understand!

Source r/ProgrammerHumor another yet interesting volume control. I call it the pumping one.

this.

Copyright notices be slaying....

Sarcasm, because people around the office don't think I'm enough of a dick

Yes this is kind of a rant and will probably open a can of worms (Although I would hope people are civil with this)

Why the hell is the gaming community so volatile when it comes to discussing someone personal gaming platform whether it be a gaming PC, Xbox, play station or switch, I myself own a gaming pc yet I will choose to play a game on my xbox one any day of the week, I use my pc for mainly media consumption when programming and just generally for internet use.

Just curious if there are any developers on here who share my view that a platform is just a platform?

Boolean Logic....

My wife wants me to learn another language. I told her I was already fluent in half a dozen languages, and decent at ton more.

Apparently computer languages don't count...

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

To you who enjoyed the Gif/Jiff, Sequel/EsQueEll, Git/Jeet grandiose debates, comes the new phonetic conundrum: DevREnt vs. DevRUnt. Soon, in monitors near you.

Been trying to debug a problem this whole morning.. Gave up, went outside for a smoke.. Came back and bug is no where to be found...

I am the only guy who pauses to look at the code in every hacking/coding scene either in a movie or series? Coz that shit is sometimes hilarious

Look what I found 😂😂

OMG... Just realized... :/

My life would be so much easier if I could just consistently spell lenght, I mean, lentgh, I mean length DAMN IT!

RequestMappingInfoHandlerMethodMappingNamingStrategy...Java and it's insanely long class names 😂😂

UPDATE on production. Forgot the WHERE... bugger... Panic time!

Is it possible that nearly every Coder/Programmer has some kind of social anxiety? 😂

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

Oh my god...

https://github.com/asweigart/...

* Save a Microsoft documentation url.
* open it after a while.
* url not found !

Shitty site

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Rick Osborne

Could not resist sharing.
Src: http://commitstrip.com/en/2013/...

Let's​ get things done :v