I just finished automating my website's release process. Feels so good.

When people ask me how my Graphics programming course is going:

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

Who wants a CSS rug? ;)

Add bugs to fix them later??

IT: Hi, how can I help?
User: Hi, I can't get onto the wifi / internet, my computer says "No Signal".

IT: Hm, we don't have wifi, your on a cable, what exactly is saying no signal?
User: Its just on the screen here.

IT: No but where, are you inside a browser, or is it a popup down the bottom corner?
User: No I haven't got that far yet, it just says no signal on a black screen, then it flashes and says no signal in another position.

IT: ...... did you turn on your computer after turning on the monitor ... thats the screen saying no signal from the computer.
User: ah yep, thats it, thanks!

introducing my classmates to git and how it can help us.

*explaining scm, git, github and bitbucket, and conflict resolving*

"why don't we just use google drive ?"

When my friend said the note 7 is the bomb, I didn't know he meant it literally.

What's the worst bug? Schrödinger's bug, one that only appears when the debugger is not attached, and your test instruments are disabled.

Wanting to build a chair, building a hammer first, noticing that hammers already existe but it's too late.

Which way did the programmer go?
-He went data way.

*cries in corner*

Phone rings, IT guy next to me answer. I didn't listen what the user said.

IT: Hi, what can I do for you?
User: ...
IT: Ok, try with 123456
User: ...
IT: What's the name of the network?
User: ...
IT: Hmm, I don't know that network
User: ...
IT: HOW THE @#$% WOULD I KNOW YOUR HOME WIFI PASSWORD?!!!

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Who else think this is awesome

Programmers life

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

"Why does it not look right on Internet Explorer 6? fix it or I'm not paying"

Rest in peace bro ..!

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

That moment when a friend brags about how a family member works at google (he trying to be cool and all the other guys being amazed) and when you ask what actually does at google you find out he's a janitor.

She runs C shells by the seashore.

if (stuck && coworker_near){
me.explainProblem(coworker);
// tl;dr
}
else {
me.pzizzPowerNap(20);
}

This usually works for me.
(FYI : Pzizz is a free app for Android/iOS)

this shit happens 😑 😂 😝 😛

Best way to get unstuck for me is to walk away, get about 2 fingers of scotch (3 depending on the glass), drink that and wait for the Ballmer Peak.

Credit to XKCD for this wonderful work of research. https://xkcd.com/323/

that white screen of death though

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

sleep!

Monday morning cup of coffee with my new mug. Definitely my favorite thing on my desk at the moment.

If enough competent developers got jobs at Comcast all at once we could overthrow management and make the internet better one cable modem at a time.