No proble

Hello world!

My active hours are not 8-5 windows! If you gave one shit about your users you'd know.

Hahahah

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

That feeling when building and testing on android device takes you 5 mins and then you spend 2 days dealing with Apple's bullshit.

Sexy devices and pretty interfaces but they just looove making devs jump through hoops.

Just got this slack from our server admin.

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

Who will try it? :-D

The ER diagram of the system we are working with. I'm not kidding

For the NSA guys out there :p

Does anyone even remember how they found DevRant? I feel like I was just born with it.

The moment your code is so good that there is no lint error,

intentionally modify the code to have some warning to check if linter is working.

lol

When you meet your soulmate on devRant

TouchWiz! Now so efficient you actually gain RAM!

Step 1: open CMD
Step 2: *color 2*
Step 3: *mode 1000*
Step 4: forget what you actually wanted to do

Nothing like reading devRant while on hold on the phone.

*makes an application that scrapes down info from Imdb pages in C# in 2 hrs*

*Classmate does it next day in 10 minutes using java cuz he found the hashmaps of imdb*

Fml

Man! Whoever the JetBrains people are, they deserve a million bucks.

Fortune cookie is trying to tell me to enjoy my dinner and step away from work for a little bit.

Game Development,
Because it merges together so many interesting fields so well. It has a ton of physics, a lot of art and design, psychology, philosophy, storytelling, music ...
And it really gives you the possibility to make anything work to your rules. The only limit there is is the limits of logic and your hardware.

Securely delivering your food with certificatew

This has never worked for me.

Nooooo :'(

Love you my dear...

Great, just my luck.

So after learning to code myself for about 9 months.

A local agency CEO reached out and offered me a junior position!

Happy days!

I finally have friends..

I just realised that devRant is a SOCIAL NETWORK. Me + being social = IncompatibleOperandsError:
Types 'Programmer' and 'Extrovert' cannot be combined.

!rant

My girlfriend brought me her laptop at the hospital so I could code. Hello self project.

Rant

It is fucking hard to type while being plugged from fucking everywhere!