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Synergist. Competitive Programmer, CS student, Engineer, Application developer
Skills

Java, Python, Javascript, C++, C#, Ruby, Rails, Android, Node.js, C
Location

Mumbai
Website

http://vedipen.com
Github

vedipen

Joined devRant on 6/19/2017

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Uh oh

joke/meme

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@Java Swing: Go hang yourself from the Golden Gate bridge.

- everyone in the history of mankind

rant

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I'm 2 fucks away from sharing this on my work group

joke/meme

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java --version
FATAL: Unknown parameter

java -v
FATAL: Unknown parameter

*googles get java version*

java -version
openjdk version "1.8.0_252"

FUCK YOU

rant fuckign parameters

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Installed RAM 48.0 GB

Eclipse, Chrome if you ever show the slightest slowliness I'm deleting you forever!

rant eclipse chrome ram

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Can anyone explain to me how is it possible that some devs like to work on macos?

This feels like a punishment to me. Every time.

rant

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On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

rant working from home vpn network

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These are the rules that apply to all of my JS projects:
- 100% typescript, “any” is not allowed
- strict prettier with pre-commit hook
- no semicolons
- no braces around single argument of an arrow function
- tabs

rant they hate me for this

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Changing from vscode to Visual Studio, because new team has C# projects.
Changing ide is very painful.

rant ide

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I got burnt out working from home than at the office

rant

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I was hating on Postman for 10 minutes straight...
and then I found out it was me all along.

Turns out, it's an advantage if you actually select the proper environment before sending a request.
fuck me... coffee! ☕

rant postman hating the wrong one

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Found this awesome license plate in Oslo today

joke/meme 200 licence plate http

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wow. 😂

rant webhost free

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Somewhat related to programming....

joke/meme

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CSS, is that you ????

joke/meme

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"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

rant you can't see this

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So my college has Apple iMacs and this is the pain I have to go through everyday.
Why can't they just clean it at least once?

rant sadness pain cleaning keyboard

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Just committed a code review change with a heart emoji included, Turns out Crucible does not support this and it broke the code review, Spent the last half an hour trying to change my commit message to fix the review

FML

devrant crucible git

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Thx for 4000

rant 4000

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I mean JavaScript is all cool and everything, but without type safety, it becomes gigantic pain in my ass :'(

Is there anybody who feels the same? :(

rant typesafety functional programming javascript

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Why did I laugh at this for six solid minutes omg I’m at work

joke/meme

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"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. " - James Goldsmith

random random quote

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Implementing a while loop subconsciously

random life

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😂😂😂

joke/meme microsoft skype

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Windows updates is a huge bitch.
Gotta do some tests on a code, it's already past 5 pm, bit in a rush. But windows updates said no.
Huge fuck you!

rant windows updates bitch timings

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In the world full of VMs be someones container <3.

joke/meme docker vmware vm
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Be careful while driving this car

joke/meme

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This passes all unit tests

joke/meme buzzwords reinventing the wheel

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Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

joke/meme unfit-developers vim gym

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So true 💡

joke/meme

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