Found something true as 1 == 1

I've lost control :'(

And the award for the most fitting ad placement goes to...

When your boss learns how to use StackOverflow

Google?

Boss: “Our YouTube channel doesn’t look at all like our website.”

Me: “I’ve made it look as close to our branding as YouTube allows for with its limited editing controls.”

Boss: “This is unacceptable. I expected more from you.”

Me: “I cannot accept the blame for this. YouTube is setting the design parameters for all channels and I can only do so much.”

Boss: “You can call the YouTube, can’t you? Why didn’t you call them?”

Me: “.......and ask them....what?”

Boss: “You don’t ask! You tell! Our company has been around for 140 years. Our brand name carries that weight. They’ll change their design to what we need if you’re assertive enough.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

Frontend Validations

Happens all the time 😤 😤 😤

I used CSS to vertical align some text..

without checking Stack Overflow

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

Normal app: "DEV I NEED THIS, 1 STAR. WITHOUT THIS IS SHIT"
devrant app: "Guys, I've created a client for desktop computer for devrant, tell me if I can upgrade anymore"

Such beautiful community ♥

\(+_+)/

childrens....

Designer (to the client): Yes it'll be exactly like this mock up after I hand it over to the iOS developer.

Client: Awesome! Looking forward to it.

* Designer goes to developer *

Designer (to developer): Hey these are the new designs for the app, let me know if you have any questions, ok?

Developer: Cool.

* 1 minute later *
* developer goes to designer *

Developer (to designer): How should error messages or notifications look like?

Designer: Oh we should just email those because it won't look good.

Developer: The fuck? And are you going to design this email service too?

When you're a front end developer and want to use a hashtag.

I went to shop to take a break from JavaScript project...

JS is everywhere

Printers.

*deep breath*

*scream*

people: What do you do?
me: I'm computer engineer.
people: Ah! You fix things then. Can you fix my TV?
me:

Debian sysadmin?

😍 my dear code

What devs are good for

Just got a message from a recruiter that contained this sentence: "I have the JS attached for your review". Took me a while to realise JS meant job specification and not JavaScript (which is required for the role).

As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

Postman anyone? It's the shit.

JetBrains IDEs hands down. These folks know what devs need.

This is a small project, I don't need to use git on it...

ALWAYS use VCS.

At least it's easy to debug.

(- _ -)

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂

Ctrl + Z in real life.