When you're editing the css of a legacy website

A future programmer

Just following the you vs the guy trend

I really hate the hype with js frameworks. Every few months a new one appears F that F node.js and all the coffee es6 es5 bullshit. JavaScript should be like Latin. A dead language...

QA: Hey I found a bug.
Me: Okay, can you log the bug and assign to me?
QA: <audible sigh> sure

7, 8....

A recruiter reached out to me via email and a voicemail. I politely declined and asked not to be contacted anymore. Somehow the asshole ends up in my office and comes up and introduces himself while he is with one of my superiors. He said we "spoke on the phone" (a lie) and he wanted to meet me. Creeped me out beyond belief, regardless for his true purpose of being there (which is still unknown to me).

Applied at GitHub today. Wish me luck!!!

So recently completed my first overworked and underpaid freelance job, I'm like totally a developer now right

A little late, and similar to other lovely ladies on here, but the greatest influencer for me is my husband.

He's always pushed me to learn more and be a better, cleaner coder. He taught me continuous integration, introduced me to the Atom editor, and showed me that my nerdy interests and choice of career can actually be quite attractive and not "intimidating" or "inappropriate” for a woman.

He's my go-to hackathon partner, my strictest code reviewer, and my life long teacher.

Ich liebe dich, mein Schatzelein! 😍

Hate how UX gets under valued... as it determines how many users will reuse / buy / recommend your product / website.

Junior vs Senior

Difference b/w Front-End and Back-End ;)

5 months ago I've decided to back to the programming after 8 years of Civil Engineer careere. Today I'm working at amazing tech startup (BaaS) and every day is an awesome experience, I think that it was one of the best decisions in my life.

Hackathons should not be judged by non-technical people.

I went to a Hackathon yesterday, and only two teams (mine included, of course 😉) made projects that I thought sufficiently fulfilled all the judging criteria.

The winning "project"? Literally just a two slide proposal about asking Niantic to turn the summer time free lunch distribution bus into a Pokestop. Because obviously the best way to motivate children who can't afford food to go get free summer lunches is to use a tie-in with a smart phone game. Because Niantic is so famously responsive to community requests. Because you can totally turn a bus into a Pokestop.

It was absurd, and I have no idea how it fulfilled the "impact" and "viability" judging criteria (as for the third criteria, "innovation", I suppose not coding anything at a Hackathon is pretty innovative!)

I knew that some flashy bullshit project would win, even if it was utterly unviable, but I didn't realize just how disgustingly absurd the winning project would be

As a full stack C# developer who prefers backend: 1000% this

https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels...

I'm all for geeky, feminine clothing, but surely they could have consulted a real developer before putting Javascript on a BSOD-blue/old-school-console-development-blue blue dress? It's like having a shirt that says "I love tacos" with pictures of sushi. Similar, but just wrong.

This one made me laugh to the core.. 😂😂😂😂😂

When accidentally looked at collegue’s screen with PHP code on it

In case you ever wondered why Apple had been hailed as the epitome in design leadership, this should clear it up.

This is about as political as I'll get here. I think folks will relate.

we've all been there

It's good that they clarify that baby food is not a number. Just in case you were wondering.

One of the best TV series out there.

Why hazelnut milk gotta separate and make it look like I'm drinking coffee blended with brains?

Android Studio is a pain in the ass

Does it confuse anyone else that the ++ button turns red? I feel like it should be green...

Boss: "Yeah we have a logging project coming up that has to be done in C" Me: "I know C, I can give some pointers on that"

@qwerty1337
It is🎁🎉

!Rant

6 mins of walk to my new workplace.
😁