That's a unique skill

Accurate 😆

'Nobody told me that the database was part of the backend'

Just got kicked out of home.

I was living by someone else and they just (politely) asked move out soon as I get paid next month.

They said I'm generating costs for them - goddamn I'm paying 50 bucks above our deal, why didn't she talk just talk to me, I would pay more if needed.

Now trying to realize what the Fuck I did wrong and how am I going to handle this. I have nowhere to go and just 2 weeks ago I got in debt, thinking home was stable.

Not angry, just extremely frustrated.

Times have changed fast..

Debugging someone else's code and having the thought: "Am I better off just writing the code again from the start?!"

!rant
but I bet you also feel happy when it happens

These two!!!

Sherlock giving the motivation to do detective work and find the bugs. Dumbledore giving the motivation to use magic and code the solution. :D

I work retail as a second job. I still have people asking me if they can get new computers running XP or Vista.

It's funny how a man gets something done and gets a "Good work, John!".

But, a woman gets the same thing done, and gets "Good work, team!".

#RealFuckingStory #ItHappenedToMe

no try and catch in here 🙊

I've been fortunate enough to work with a lot of awesome people early into my career.

At the company I worked where I met @trogus, I became friends with a few people, including Tim, that I think were my favorites. It was a really fun bunch and though it may sound immature, but a lot of the times it felt like we were kids so for me coming out of college it was awesome.

There's so many stories from working with that bunch that come to mind for me. One of my best friends there was this guy "Dirty Devin." He started around the same time I did. When I first met him he seemed really boring and professional. After getting to know him, and after he'd been at the company for a few weeks, his actual personality started to show and he was like a child (in the best way possible) and was absolutely hilarious/made the work place a blast.

Our office had a ping pong table and neither Dirty Devin or I had ever really played. We started playing against each other and we both very quickly got really good.

I also met a guy named Botond (he's the one in the photo). He was very similar to Dirty Devin. Lots of crazy stories but the photo is actually a really funny one - we both got to work a few minutes early one day. And we couldn't get into the office. We kept trying to enter the door code and it wouldn't work. We kept joking that we must both be fired. Turned out that they had fired someone the night before and didn't bother to send out the new door code :/

And of course, Tim. I think we clicked pretty early on and had the same friend group at the company.

Employee ethics.... 😎😎😎

Hopefully not a repost ^^

Whenever i see "Create an app without coding" advertisement on facebook, first thing that come in mind is "Fuck a girl without a dick"

The computer forgot my password again...

finally!!! after loads of time (go Israeli post service) stickers are here!!!
thanks devRant

A friend just asked me to mail a movie as her net is slow and YouTube buffering.

Best use of stress ball

Thanks @dfox for the stickers!

#devlife https://xkcd.com/303/

Just received an email from a client letting me know they can't access their email. It was in reply to an email I sent. What?

This is awesome !! thank you @dfox ♥️

I'm sure you need it

a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

Can we have our app set off an alarm that covers all of the lock screen?

No.

Well, Apple does it!

That's the kind of app i need now

#truestory 😂😂

so I was working on a new frontend design for our desktop app when I told my boss

me: this will not look good in a lower resolution. I think we should reconsider

boss: thats ok. its the customer's fault for using that kind of resolution

after a week

boss: we should reconsider the design. the customers are complaining about resolution issues

This is a little old but i came across it a while ago and it made me giggle.