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Yesterday's JR web dev interview:
👨🏻💻: Experience?
👶: Well JS, pyhton, UX Design and bit of Sass.
👨🏻💻: Feel like you'll have a hard time learning PHP?
👶: Well if it needs to be PHP, I can learn it.. Are you using a certain CMS?
👨🏻💻: Cool, good. Yeah we're using WordPress and need to support our sites for IE8.
👶:... Well.. ehm.. *runs away and screams in panic 💨*20 -
• Manager : WTF did you push, now it keeps crashing all the servers.
• Me : (silent, I'm trying to speak but nothing is coming out. Felt like someone in coma).
• Someone else shouts at boss : Now we now have 47 major crisis bridges.
[I went running for the door to get away from everything.]
Only to find myself rolling on the floor tangled in my bedsheets after falling from my bed. Realized it was all but a nightmare.
Went to get some water. While taking the first sip...
Me: Shit, I'm late for work AGAIN.
Running for the door again. Then stopped to think if this is all some fuckin premonition. Hurriedly went for my phone to find out it's nothing but Sunday.
I'm thinking about a career switch now. No more devops once this is over.8 -
*listens to music using Samsung earphones*
Person next to me: Nice song
Neighbor: Nice song
Aliens: Nice song14 -
Actually finish a proj.... Oh I'm sorry I got distracted and started a new projec... Oh look a bird...1
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Me Visiting a new location...
*Device found a new wi-fi signal:
worldsMostSecureRouter
*Enter password:
worldsMostSecureRouter123
*Authorizing...
*Obtaining IP address
*Connected2 -
Yo mama's so fat that if she sat on a binary tree she will convert it into a linked list in O(1) time5
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Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!5
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So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼10
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*Working on personal project*
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
...DAMNIT16