Dad: why do these forms ask me to fill those random characters(captcha)

Me: to verify that you are human

Dad: as if animals can use computers

Me: 😅

Meanwhile, in real life...

So I picked up my nephew from his kindergarten and he told me that forks have round holes.
I laughed and said that forks don't have holes, otherwise the food would fall down through them.

It turs out that he was right and I was wrong.

Only a true master will know the right one

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

When you've been only doing web dev for a while:

Long time, no c

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

So... Stress balls aren't intended to be thrown at your colleagues. Interesting.

A client requested that right-clicks be blocked on a website so that users couldn't copy (it on their words, "steal") content...

Client: I love the site and will sign your contract today. I'll even give you a bonus since you got it done early. Can you put it up there this evening?

Me: I'm so glad that you liked it. I'll bring a condom with me all filled out and ready to go so we can push it up there.

Me: Contract. Damned phone

Client: please leave the condom at home

What's your worst autocorrect with a client?

Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: Hi IT, I can't enter to my computer, i put my password and it says it's incorrect.
Me: Ok, hold me a few.

(10 seconds without do anything)
Me: Try again.
User: It worked! Thanks!!

When your boss learns how to use StackOverflow

Universe is telling...

Nice face recognition

My project manager sent this to me today.

My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

The real truth.

My sister got me some stickers as a birthday present but she didn't know where to buy them. So she painted a gift card instead...😮

      

Spends hours implementing a really cool new feature.

Feature gets deployed.

Client flags the new feature as a bug :'(

FML