The Infinite Loop :p

I'll buy it on my deathbed, i promise!

I have to stop being awake until 3 AM coding when I have to be at work at 6..

College student here.
What are the most important skills/assets one should bring to the workplace? As a developer and a colleague.

Close all internet shops tabs, find yourself a nice chill music like Erykah Badu or some ASMR record, measure your time (I use toggl) and have your tasks for today well planned. And set yourself deadlines. Short deadlines. When you fail to fit in one, you get to punish yourself in a mild way. When you do your tasks on time you get candy :D or some other shit like a good coffee or go out somewhere

I've read that devRant is using javascript and the likes, what I'm wondering is how one uses javascript for android apps. I know PhoneGap exists, but I also read that there is some performance issues with it. what does devRant use?

ASMR: i shot my fucking dick of with a damn firecracker

- I have done this, this and this. I'm an amazing programmer even though i copied it from SO.

- Allright, could you explain this part since you did not write one single comment.

- (insert generic bullshit excuse)

you don't think he's the one getting the internship amd the summer job since he's the loudest? dear god, my fist, his face.

Get a Model M.

Because seriously... I’ve listened to Model M ASMR and holy shit... I want one even harder now.

A big development company needed summer interns, the job required java and the likes and it was the first big interview i've had. This wasn't a problem, i thought, until i got there. worth noting is that Im still in school and and the last time i used java extensivly was a year prior to the interview. I completly blanked on the, rather basic, questions. needless to say, I didnt get it.

started to mess around with Scala last night, man it was easy to get in to the flow

when I get the assignment of debugging my group members uncommented Java Swing application, I seriously have to untangle that mess for days

2005, after I tried to program my computer to be quicker. By the time I realized that it was impossible, I was hooked.