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Never let customers define the priority levels. It will end in:
- Normal (never used)
- High (used for small text changes)
- Higher
- OMG fix now
- Highest
- the World is ending if this doesn't get fixed now
- different existential plane of priority
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Me, trying to create a LaTeX document: *googles "latex string comparison"*
Customer and boss walk in.
Google: *shows NSFW results*
I.. Let...- Let me explain, it's not what it looks like!14 -
Not a rant, just awesomeness:
At my company our CTO organizes a meeting every month that gives us devs a chance to present new technologies to each other, offer advice about workflows and give feedback about current situations. This allows us to constantly improve.
Thanks boss!3 -
Once one of my coworkers tried to prank me while i was afk and changed a line in my code.
Good old habits of mine instantly realized the file's unsaved status and i could ctrl+z without even knowing someone edited my code.
Don't mess with a developer. We know our shit.2 -
The moment you enable the PHP warnings in your company and you want to delete all your coworkers code.
#why #you #do #this #to #me3 -
"Every man is worth just so much as the things about which he busies himself." — Marcus Aurelius
...I'm debugging.1 -
!dev
I have this urge to get better at coding and software architecture and design. But fuck me if I'm not lazy about it.
All these crazy good books and lectures and here I am, doing jackshit to improve. Can't even finish my own personal projects. Bah.
I know how I'm supposed to go about it, how to keep engaged in a cycle of personal betterment. I lack self-discipline to do it though... Tried meditation for a time, but haven't really stuck to it. Currently trying to follow stoics (Seneca, Marcus Aurelius and some others), but the mindset is not so easy to adopt, and the practical philosophies even harder.
Oh well. Life is hard. Blah-blah-blah. Thanks for reading. Just wanted to vent, really.8 -
Company i applied for told me how they are planning to release a new project on friday.
... Decided for a different company -
Have to apply as a software dev again. Going to study now and the amount of jobs that are available is too damn low.
Anyway i hate this formal stuff. Why would I need to tell you why your company is so cool. Your IT probably sucks and you know that.3 -
What do you think the best antergos desktop is? I'm looking for one that's relatively fast and lightweight but that looks nice.3
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WarpCLI got me busy. It's not a replacement for r, but damn what is it intuitive. Instead of going like a maniac, it will ask you a lot. You're basically just discussing code all the time, one of my favorite things. It was not boring at all.
I made a scammer scammer. It'll be very naive and will waste a lot of time of scammers. Marcus is a middle aged man that does not know how the navigation of his Brabus works. I'm sure they want to help.
Result is here: https://retoor.molodetz.nl/retoor/...
It took ~2 hours to burn trough 5,-. 5,- is really a lot, normally i average on 1.50 per day and that's not even only my usage. Their subscription is actually just the same price as Claude. It also used Claude for this project. But yeah, they have a good deal with Claude, because I don't use the Claude API much because it's insanely rate limited.
This app is really worth a try, I am surprised. Especially because it let's you check everything step by step.
I knew this stuff would become popular, invented it seven months ago while working on r which is still my swish army knife.1 -
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My previous relationship seemed to be perfect until sudden subtle signs became prevalent . She became unusually secretive with her phone and stuffs. Our communication dwindled, replaced by short responses and a developed sense of distance. My conscience got clouded with suspicion, but I desperately did not want to believe she could be having a secret affair due to how much I loved and trusted her. However, frequent unanswered calls convinced me.
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The culture in engineering org is to address each other as 'brother' and seniors as 'sir'.
Bhai is the local term for brother.
This is how an average Slack message reads:
"We will make the changes.
CC: @John Doe bhai, @Marcus Fila bhai, @David Elliot sir"
And even though these people are part of the conversation, everyone tags everyone else in each response.
Slack culture is a mess.4 -
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take a leap of faith. I filled out their consultation form, heart racing with a mixture of hope and apprehension. It felt like throwing a message in a bottle into the vast cyber ocean, praying someone would find it and help me navigate back to shore. Within hours, I received an email from Marcus, one of their lead recovery specialists. His tone was reassuring and professional, filled with an empathic understanding of my plight. He reiterated my fears about scams, explaining that skepticism was a natural response given the ruthless nature of the crypto world. However, he shared a few success stories involving recovered funds, detailing painstaking journeys that resonated with my own. There was something about his honest approach that removed a chunk of doubt from my mind. I scheduled a call with Marcus, where he meticulously walked me through their process. They respected my urgency, treating my case with the seriousness it deserved. Their strategies involved utilizing advanced blockchain forensic techniques that would track down stolen assets through the labyrinth of online chaos. A team of experts patiently monitored developments, pored over transactions, and leveraged networks outside the ordinary realm of recovery protocols. As he spoke, I couldn't help but feel a flicker of hope ignite within me. My next step was to gather every piece of information I had about the transaction—a blurry screenshot, a few emails, and my increasingly frazzled mental state. I sent it all over with a deep breath, a cloud of anxiety hanging overhead. Days turned into nights, and I could hardly maintain my usual routine, my focus drifting toward notifications as if my phone would magically chirp with the triumphant news I yearned for. Just when I felt the flame of hope waning, I got an unexpected call from Marcus. “We have a lead,” he said. My heart pounded louder than anything I'd ever felt—a racing pulse combining both exhilarating hope and crippling anxiety. Over the span of several tension-filled weeks, I remained in close contact with the Salvage Asset Recovery team. They operated transparently, sending me updates regularly, and assuring me that not a moment was wasted in the relentless pursuit of my funds. As days slowly merged into weeks, I learned how meticulous investigation might occasionally feel excruciatingly slow, but they refused to give up. and then it happened. One sunny afternoon, a ping echoed from my phone, a gleaming notification flashing wildly: "Funds Recovered." Stunned disbelief washed over me. The figure before my eyes was not just a number—it was a lifeline, a redemptive shift back to stability. I nearly yelled in excitement. With renewed gratitude, I approached the very same keyboard that earlier had felt more like an anchor than a tool for liberation. I crafted a heartfelt thank-you email to Marcus and the team. Their expertise and unwavering support had facilitated the impossible. In the unpredictable world of cryptocurrency, transparency reigned supreme. Salvage Asset Recovery had proven to be a beacon in chaotic waters—a team driven not just by the quest for profit, but by restoring hope to those caught in its grab. I’d almost lost faith in both technology and humanity, but they restored my belief in second chances—one lost dollar at a time. Reach out to Salvage Asset Recovery via below contact details.
WhatsApp-----.+ 1 8 4 7 6 5 4 7 0 9 6
Telegram-----@SalvageAsset
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It started as an ordinary Tuesday. I was transferring 5 BTC my life savings at the time to a new cold wallet for better security. My fingers moved swiftly, copying the address, pasting it, and hitting Send without a second thought. Then ,the horrow struck.A split second after the transaction confirmed, I realized I had pasted the wrong address. A typo. One wrong character. My stomach twisted into knots as I watched my Bitcoin disappear into the blockchain abyss, headed to an address I didn’t recognize. Panic set in. 5 BTC. Over $300,000 at the time. Gone. I spent sleepless nights scouring forums, reaching out to blockchain experts, even pleading with miners but the immutable nature of Bitcoin meant no one could reverse it. The address was active, but the owner? Unknown. Then, I stumbled upon Washington Recovery Pro, a firm specializing in cryptocurrency transaction reversals and asset recovery. Skeptical but desperate, I reached out. Their team, led by a seasoned blockchain investigator named Marcus, took my case. They explained that while Bitcoin transactions are irreversible, if the recipient is identifiable, recovery is possible through negotiation or legal pressure. Using on-chain forensics, they traced the mistaken transaction to a crypto exchange wallet meaning the recipient had likely cashed out or moved the funds. Washington Recovery Pro contacted the exchange, providing irrefutable proof of the erroneous transfer. After weeks of pressure, the exchange froze the funds and initiated a recovery process. two weeks after my heart-stopping mistake, I received an email: Your 5 BTC has been recovered and will be returned to your wallet. I couldn’t believe it. Washington Recovery Pro had done the impossible. My Bitcoin was saved, but not by luck by skill, persistence, and legal expertise. If you ever face a similar nightmare, remember: some mistakes can be undone.
WhatsApp: +1 (903) 249‑86331
