Hahahaha

BREAKING NEWS

MICROSOFT OPEN SOURCES CALCULATOR

Oh my god

cropped

I chuckled

He's just keeping his lungs safe 😌

taken

it is true or not?

we all know that it will not happen

You can't.

I took a programming class this semester in which a have to write code on paper, and the more I write, the more I agree. I give you my word-

I will ***never--- ever--- write code on paper again***

all i want pls :-)

😂😭😂

While showing final project to the teacher my is like...

Actually just happened!!1!

I will never stop loving the way 'parent/child' is used in the it world

Umm, something seems off here...

Sing along !

My conversation with my wife today, while I was at work:

Wife: The wifi isn't working.
Me: What's it doing?
W: Not working
Me: Try turning it off an on again.
.
.
.
Me: Is your phone on LTE? Or is it connected to wifi and the internet isn't working?
W: LTE. Aubrey (my wife's sister) said she turned it off and nothing happened.
Me: did she turn it back on?
W: Do you really want me to answer that?
Me: Just making sure. What lights are on on the router?
W: (Sends me a picture of the router with no lights on)
Me:...
W: Oh it isn't even plugged in
Me:...
W (after a couple minutes): Its working now!

YES I REALLY WANT YOU TO ANSWER IF YOU TURNED IT BACK ON!

Why developers put on headphones while working..
For Music -20%
To ignore people around - 80%

Just saw this fucking gem on the android sdk website. Nice fucking joke google.

Given a gift bag containing this duck after finishing visa/residence registration in Amsterdam.

Made my day 😂

TL;DR, I do node.js now.

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There's much I was working on the past weeks. First of all some of you may know I don't work in IT and therefore always am learning how to make things easier in my workspace with tech. And my boss once told me how annoyed he is converting stuff to PDF for easier sending via mail.

Then I started to build PDF converter with
PHP and the Laravel framework. My first steps into it succeeded and I could even deploy my Pdf-wizard website, but everything feels like a hustle and making this application bigger don't really seems like a enjoyable task for me.

I tried the same stuff with Node.js then. It was damn good. It was simple, because there are plenty of packages wich do this tasks on NPM. Afterwards I spent some time on doing research and ended up learning Express Framework.

This brought new inspiration to me and I wanted to share this with you guys.

😂😂😂😂

Vim is apparently the third-hardest habit to break

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them." - Will Rogers

Now thats somethin new XD

Lemme just leave this here

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass caused a stack overflow.