clients union

I wonder if Bill Gates actually wants to donate someone money, will it still end up in spam.

How would it feel to be a dev at pornhub?

Thanks Git 😁

White screen of death

Hacking into my own software because i forgot the password to my laptop...

Came out to the country with my wife and her friends. We were all sat around in the sun and I asked what we were going to do. She said we can do whatever we want. So I got my laptop and sat in the shade. She then had a go at me for being unsociable. FFS

Second meet up with @CoffeeNCode 😁

Having some good special beers 😍

Cheers devRant!

Confidence level

!dev

What's your current favorite song?

!dev

Dropped my iPhone from the 2nd floor (in US 3rd floor because our ground is your 1st) on concrete... case is fucked but the phone doesn’t have a single scratch..

Lucky me..

Sums me up 😂

I found it!

I identify with this far too much.

Visual Studio summarized

Why the heck is the devRants dark theme not default? 🤷🏽‍♂️

One giant leap for mankind :D

It's really unstressing me when walking with my doggo 😌. I also enjoy the walk in the morning with him very much 😁

Networking Professor: Alright, how many of you disagree with the way Google collects and uses data?

*basically everyone in the lecture hall raises their hands*

Professor: Okay, now if you were offered a job at Google, how many of you would still take it?

*everyone raises their hands.*

I think I am tired.

I almost did a switch-case on a boolean.

work in progress, context: https://devrant.com/rants/1554316/... (see comments there, for more previews)

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

I wonder if the sysAdmin is the same in the Star Wars universe.

Its not what it looks like... mom...

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:

Me: "Siri, call my wife."
Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts."
Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife."
Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife."
Me: "Call my wife."
Siri: "Which wife?"

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

It’s 2018 on devrant

I just got a new pet too

I’m gonna name this after my real dog. Meet “Rara”

Brings back memories

This is so mean

All your cookies are belong to me