the lord himself

One does not simply uninstall visual studio...one has to first update the installer

Deploy to Production

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

The documentation was in Japanese because he doesn’t understand English

Like, how am I supposed to collab with you

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

this. is. very. common.

Met a guy in the gym, he asked me to make him an online shop for supplements.
I quickly made a reactive, angular based shop with an admin page.
He paid, I put my name as the creator, it was all good...

...then he removed all legal products and added tons of anabolic steroids for horses in little jars (yes, he even added pro level photos).

I received a call from the police and had to prove that I don't manage his content.

I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

Anyone else? 😂

dev vision test

Code comments be like....

$19billion later, here we are

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Me: I mend shoes

😂🤣😅

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

:))))))

Biggest dev sin:

I get revenge on idiots (teachers) by writing all my code on one line... 😈

Swedish privacy!

I am pretty fast...😂😂

Ending 2017 with a blast...