I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

Nice try...

[dev vs client]
- What's your screen resolution?
- 100%
- What's your browser?
- I use internet and sometimes Google.

Guess I'm working from home today?

So true ...

Time for a new dev machine!

Guess who just pushed a whole week's work straight into production without a single damn test and everything works fine?😎😎😎

hahaha 😁

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

This is Epic...

Me on day 1 of learning a new language:

Is there an English (UK) option for writing CSS properties? I could never get used to writing "color" all the time 😧

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

Simply as that: I.E. is a browser extension!

When the codebase changes but the documentation doesn't

"A software Engineer? Why don't you do a real job instead of fixing people's computers?"

- ex gf 2011

"I'm proud you do something you love"

- wife 2016

Who ever does this crap needs to be named and shamed!

Software engineering project discussion:
Boy: Sir, my project is a client to manage files stored on different cloud file storage systems at one place
Faculty: Boring idea. Very easy to implement, No scope of scalability, etc
Girl: My project is an app to display the weather information
Faculty: Omg! What an innovative idea! I'm surprised how no one though of this before!

"A client wants to buy 'the source', can we give him the source but not the code. We don't want him copying."

What our company provides to their devs

One of the many joys in a programmers life

Breaking devRant news: we are extremely excited to announce the featured guest for the first episode of our podcast. He co-authored possibly the most famous software development book of all-time - "The Pragmatic Programmer" and is well-known for many other titles including "Practices of an Agile Developer." For the devRant community, one of his coolest/fun claims-to-fame might be that he is the inventor of rubber duck debugging, a frequent topic of discusson here on devRant. Beyond this, he is also one of the founders of the agile development movement. Our first featured guest is Andy Hunt (http://www.toolshed.com/about.html)!

As you can probably imagine, we're very excited to have Andy on the first episode of the devRant podcast and there's so many things we want to ask him. We want to give the devRant community a chance to submit questions too because we know devRanters will come up with fun questions. So feel free to just submit any questions you'd like us to ask on your behalf as comments on this rant, and we'll pick the best ones. Thanks!

When GCC gives up on you..

So true

I once stumbled across a "documentation" page that just said "coming soon".
true story

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

On my first day at work realising that I would be working on a code base with 1.5 million+ lines of code and the only documentation is half a paragraph some guy wrote the day before he left 😑

Best ice machine ever

Milk++

The problem being a dev at a big company (around 1000 devs) with huge codebase (I mean huge, tens of thousands of modules, if not millions) is that, as many hands touch the code of a project and deadlines are always short, not everyone care about changing the documentation afterwards.

This translates to double the work everytime you need to fix a bug or something as you have to quickly reverse engineer the modules to understand it - the documentation often reflects an old version and it messes things up much more than it helps you out.