When you're a junior sysadmin but still have to maintain ALL the production server:

How it looks:

$ sudo apt-get update

How it feels:

& sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*

Which programming language should I learn first

!rant

Finally found an app she can't quit! Vim!

To Code or to Game? 😒

Got hired as a fullstack dev last august (first dev job). This was a 1 year contract. Was offered permanent employment today and I can't stop grinning :D

The. Fuck. I absolutely hate it when my supervisor asks me for a time estimate on a project when I have never used the language/framework for that project before. It's like saying, "Here's a winding path you've never run before that you need to run through. How long will it take you to get to the end?" Gosh, it's like the don't ever think about what they just said.

Whats the point of reposting someone elses meme or a screenshot from iamdeveloper? Produce you own stuff ffs.

Landed my first grad role as a software developer!

Node, c#, VB, xamarin, swift!

30k!

Life is good folks

This is some scary shit right here

This was on my atm today...

Fucking Methods starting with "Get" and return is void.

void GetTheFuckOut()

I kinda feel sorry for him

SELECT REPLACE(@COMPANY, @SQL_DEVTEAM, SQL_DEVTEAM_NEW)

Getting hired at my job, I've learned so goddamn much in the past 2 months and my team is amazing

My girlfriend heard I wanted a stress ball. She made me one.

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

A SQL query walks into a bar and spots two tables.

He asks them, "Can I join you?"

Random question:

Am I allowed to post rants about what it's like to date a dev?

I wanted to go on a cruise with my programmer boyfriend.

His response?

"I can't be away from work that long."

Not because he'll get into trouble or anything. Oh no. He just loves writing code *that* much. 🙄

Im so happy I just got my devRant stress ball ^^

Programing Alarm

Decided to write an inverse matrix function and my eyes hurt already

What the PMs always say: Always be thinking of ways to improve our system.

Me: Hey this is really poorly built. We should rebuild it before moving forward.

PMs: No just use the same code we used before. It was working so we don't need to rebuild it.

Painfully true...

Only write unit tests. It will be fine.

The way to resolve the issues

Shit happens!

Error 404 :P

:') remember this game?

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