Manager: Why did you clear the data from the database? The client is now specifically requesting it and we don’t have it anymore!

Dev: You told me to.

Manager: Well why did you listen? It’s obvious now that that data was very important and should have been kept!

Dev: Last time you told me to do something that wasn’t a good idea I tried to explain why and told me not to question you ever again and that doing so was “disrespectful” and then threatened to have me fired. So now I just go along with what you say and let you suffer the consequences of not listening.

Manager: Well don’t do that then! It’s obviously not working very well! It’s ok to disagree with me you just have to make sure that what you think is something I agree with!

Dev: …

First day of college

- Enters the class

- Class starts

- Teacher starts teaching JS with notepad as editor on windows xp

- Leaves

We made a Tetris cake 😁

Great job Apple! 👏

I was given a 1700 nzd budget to make my own computer.

The mouse i threw in with my own money. I went 150nzd above budget and the rest is coming during the week.

Its going to be my first custom computer. And im fucking excited like its christmas back when i was 7 years old!!!

Microsoft and Github merged successfully

Found this on YouTube..

Learning chineese !

be like the chad bois

That day :/

If you ever get La-tte in a meeting, always cappucci-go.

So what have you been doing with your stickers?

rant!

Why are the dev rant T-shirts sold out? Please make them come back.

!rant

We keep ranting about managers, here is something good about mine. He increased my salary a 100% of my current. Which is freaking awesome.

That's all have a good day. ☺️

After years of game dev!

Made my day 😂😂

Soo apt.

I've never had an Xbox, but I'm sure I haven't missed anything.

when ur parents try to understand what u do.

I found it!

I fucking HATE when people tell me:
"Oh you are using Unity? What kind of dumb shit uses Unity! Isnt its only purpose to make shovelware and shit?!"
THIS MAKES ME FURIOS AT MOST POINTS! AND I WANT TO PUNCH THOSE DIPWIT COCKS WHO ALWAYS THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN UNITY IS GOOD, IN THE FUCKING FACE! TWICE!
unity isnt just for SHOVELWARE and CHEAP SHITGAMES, it has some really good potential when in the RIGHT FUCKING HANDS!! FOR FUCK SAKE!
(If you want an example look up dronethegame.com currently in crowdfunding) FUCK THESE PEOPLE...

FUCK

How it would be

Hello, I'm new here 👋

I open this app when I feel shitty, and guess what, it feels great that other human beings are feeling shitty too.

Thanks for writing about your dev life's shit, it means a lot!

P.S : Can I get a stress ball? :3

Me these days

Finally have my first dev job!! Starting tomorrow!! 😃😃

The DNS server I'm writing in PHP (largely taken from another project) is starting to work!

Next to just blocking queries it logs every blocked query so I can have stats :3

A little terminal output:

Quora be like

Working From Home. Living the Dream.

😂😂😂😂😂

Is good code the same as clean code?

Clean code is hard to follow all the way through