Worship her, not Kardashians.

What a newbie tester should study to get his/her first job?

*non-related image*

This popped up at work, so I had to.

Just try to learn alone.Get fucked up,try to find the solution alone, you'll become a good programmer with a huge amount of knowledge that u can't even imagine.❤️

Government Fucking Websites.

Slow as fuck, disorganized, errors from 2004, UI from 2001.

You have to use them at a time when you really don't feel like waiting 30 fucking seconds for each page load.

Or filling out a fucking form that, ok, they made SOME kind of attempt to save your data, but it's overly complex and annoying.

Government websites. Making tasks that should take 5 minutes, 5 hours, since 1998.

Assholes.

This is the truth lmao

My Nexus 6P died yesterday..
A new battery that I ordered for it months ago, arrived.. today.
4700mAh. If only I could've tested it.

This feels so much like it was just to rub it in a little bit further that that Nexus is gone forever.. just before I could fix the first shitstain, the second one occurred already... Fuck me :')

If you're going to bother to detect that my input is without hyphens, then you can certainly insert them for me too.

I look for a job cuz I want to buy games. Now I have a job I don't have time for games.

Just a hard worker

Bad ping will get ya!

Poor things!

githubcommit level 10k

credits to @mattiasgeniar

When your boss tells you "stop yawning!"

Chill guys, data collection is just archaeology in advance.

Still one of my favorite stackexchange question.

Fuck man.. Only this is left to invent...

Not mine, but pretty funny ^^

This meme requires you to be outside of the European Union to view.

I know I am that kind of user 😂

stolen from internet of 2005
coffee machine

It's been a year , I have been contributing to open source and using GitHub.......
There were some people who criticized me for doing open source, saying there's no future in that and u will end up doing nothing.
(But I never listened to them and ignored there words)
Few days back the same person asks me how to start contributing to open source and help him learn git.
U know what I did then??
I ignored again.

HTML:
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"Time to turn the pi off"

$ sudo shutdown now

* Laptop turns off *

🤦‍♂️

Internet not working..

Windows: *Checking for online solutions*

Just changed some registry stuff, I'm connected with Wifi and LAN at the same time now. It's still shit but actually better than before :D

Add a DWORD-Value (32 Bit) into Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\WOW6432Node\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WcmSvc\GroupPolicy ... that's it

Karma XD

So true :D

Kinda annoys