What i learned from using JSP: They were actually called “Java’s Satanic Pages”. Sun had to scrub it from docs because Satan threatened to sue them for defamation.

I just spent 2 hours helping a fellow Sr Dev format an “if block” in code. Then helped show them how to step through the code. This is what passes as a senior at my company? I no joke have stayed at this job for 6 more months than I wanted to out of pure pity for my team. I want to quit so bad, but the team is in such terrible shape and can’t hire anyone new that is willing to stay. All good people personally, but gosh this job is just brain dead and eats my weekends when I should be focusing on family. Back to helping through the 500 line if block. There are worse things in life, but this just feels terrible.

How not to design a modem...

Cables hide perfectly - inside the wall...

This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

Companies emailing you about a product in your cart is annoying as fuck.

If I wanted it, I'd have bought it whenever I fucking put it in my cart. Don't email me everyday telling me it's there

Fuck me

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When you wrote your epic answer/ novel and try to submit.🤦‍♂️

I ❤️ F#, this function is both beautiful and was an utter nightmare to create 😂

Kind of sad when you think about it.

What the...!

Who the fuck invented Hungarian notation?

lpszName, bVisible, pNext, ppData...

A variable's type should already be clear by its name and scope. If not, get yourself some decent IDE that helps you out. Why this style is still in use in code like the Vulkan API is beyond me... IT IS NOT USEFUL!

In my defense, no one reviewed my code 😂😂😂

No proble

When your boss want's you to rewrite your licensing software because they need it to have a trial version... When I asked them in the beginning they told me 'No, we don't need that'....

Fuck me this is going to take me at least some minutes... I hate people

Well, I guess I won't be able to contribute cause tabs for life

Stoned..!

That late coffee was a mistake... (For the millionth time)

Now I have to sit in bed for 2 hours contemplating my life choices...
Spoiler: not good!

Every single time

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

Just bought a bigger desk, only to realize that I should have bought a even bigger

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

dev-caption this

Today was a successfull day: I posted a question on StackOverflow and I didn't receive any downvote

Parents with computer problems

Dat ass

Thank you AMD for reminding me permanently to never buy any hardware from you again.

The opposite job..

How to vertically center in css..

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."