Isn't the deep web shit too much hyped?

Do you have btc? If yes, how'd you get it? Do you feel its Ponzi?

Finally my stickers arrived!

My first laptop stickers!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!

Looking for

Life/Internship/JobOffer/Independence/Care/Love/Music and sleep.

Sorry, I told God not to try me, atleast not now -_-

I think I know C and Java
Maybe I don't,

Everyone pisses me off on boring definitions and sometimes I get pissed off on my own xD

Only if I had an internship, it would have been better

Else CV is a Null Valued page of

Nothing xD

Crying and laughing and then crying again

Intel core i3 4th generation laptop

3 years old.

Plays csgo at 70fps lowest resolution 800x600

Thinks of upgrading laptop

Sad, only one memory slot

More sad, maximum 8gb ram support

But happy,

This fucking piece of shit lasted way too long than time itself xD

So my professor wants me to develop a code to implement an LFSR in Python.

Ranters, tell me something that LFSR can possibly motivate me about it all

Hey ranters!

Okay so uh, do you know about LFSRs (Linear Feedback Shift Registers)?

You may wish to tell me else burn me to a toast xD

[India]

Can you suggest laptops under INR 50K?

Some android apps that make your life easier as a developer?

#1 devRant is the Reddit for the Cool.

I have a Sony Xperia tipo.
Super old.

The screen is not working.

Can I use some other screen by literally disassembling the whole cellphone and do some hakabuka? Or, is there any way that I can access the phone although it's locked and the screen is not working?

How to become a decent programmer/coder to make money for a living?

Hello Fam!

I need to begin with a project ASAP.
Reasons:
I wanna make something. I don't know what but I want to.

My skills: Python, Java, PHP (kick my ass on this), Minimal Frontend, Django, C++

All the skills are on the beginner and intermediate stages.

In college right now
Haven't done a single project
Need serious suggestions on how to begin to make myself a good CV and get satisfaction by making something..

Roast me. But do throw some light.

Thanks thanks thanks a lot ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Not everyone get such seniors(read friend) to help and push you into that fuckery of coding :)
They're like, "We suffered. So will You."

It feels good rejecting those motherfuckers xD

Make it statistically significant mate! Have fun doing what you love ❤️

I wish there was some 'sudo shut-the-fuck-up' which would shutdown the entire internet network, for humans to realise that it's important to step out of the pixels into the real world.

It's just a bad day and not a bad life.
Tell you to hang on. Hang on! Hopes die last.

Me searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My friend searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My ex-girlfriend searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My neighbor searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My Professor searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My Father searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My Ancestors searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My cat searching for a Machine Learning internship online.

My guitar searching for a Machine ... I'm fucking done.

Tried the Andrew NG thing 6 times.

You read that right. 6. six.

Failed 7 times. Statistically, i failed.

*no comebacks here, I don't know machine Learning so I am getting 0 fucks from my current girlfriend, and you said if I play guitar, I'll have her. FUCK NO.*

First Year in College.

I have been into computers since 9th Standard. What I meant was I could make music, edit images, play and install games after downloading, hack them(change values) using Cheat Engine, make trainers for myself because why type when you can freeze, format computers using a pendrive (trust me, I saved a lot of money) and then finally, make some presentations and send emails.

Now, College begins. Programming in C language. I don't know what the fuck that means. But they say, it's 'essential'.

Enter Professor. "Okay students, we begin with the course on C Language. how many of you know pointers?".

Me: Wow. Sounds cool. But, I don't know anything.

I couldn't love coding. I think I love to code but at the end of the day, I'm a sick Undergraduate who fell in love with a Bass Guitar and Vocals and wants to code for a living. Heavily interested in changing the world and all that stuff but have no motivation and even if I have, I can't give a fuck about it.

Peers are getting medals everywhere. I'm sitting alone in a room learning C. They said, It was 'essential', but they never told me, 'why'.

Not a rant. IDGAF what you think but I'm a failure looking for ways to make a living.