NEED HELP

An ant has entered my monitor and running all over the screen from inside. It's super irritating.
How can I get it out?

i have seen a lot of people like this.

p.s. i need the devRant sticker😁😁😁 help me out.

That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

I need help guys. I don't have enough legs to resolve this issue on my own.

I instinctively press Ctrl+S everywhere I write text, even in chat like Slack or Skype. Do I need help? :/

I have my doubts of being a good developer when my fingers type this thing

Just checking if a string contains itself

"I need your help, just a small fix"

Next thing you know, you are part of another team and harassed for deadlines.

I hate it when people rant that we need to call 'Ctrl, Alt & Delete' for help when we're in problem.

Real geek will use 'Ctrl + Shift + Esc'.

Friend: i need to do a game for my final project, can you help me out?
Me: sure, what language?
Friend: english
Me: ...

Other guy: Hello! I need your help! I don't have my password for my gmail ! Help!

Me: Okay, ... (proceed to guide him where to recover the passwords), Now enter you email in.

Other guy: Well i don't remember it either, Help me get my email.

Me: ...

Fml

The Devs decided!
Behold my new name:
@IamGay6969
What...
No...
THIS CANT BE!
NOOOOOO!

I still can’t code even with all these books right in front of me.

When everyone disturbs you every 15 minutes because they need help and then expect you to complete your own work to meet all the deadlines on time. FML!

Interviewer: One last thing, hope you are not married.

She: No, but how is that relevant?

Interviewer: Well because this job involves a lot of traveling you see...

She: Makes sense Sir. Also, I have a lawyer friend, in case you need any help...

Interviewer: What help?

She: Help with filing for your divorce Sir, as this job involves a lot of traveling...

Witnessed a guy coding on Word. I need professional help to get out of the trauma.

I'm Working on a legacy app in VB and I start to like it.

I need help, this is not a meme.

For when you really need help

Boss: "is it done yet?"

Me: "I've been telling everyone we have a problem and I need all hands on deck. I've already analyzed the issue and explained it to you and the options but YOU PEOPLE NEED TO DECIDE or I decide and probably break things along the way..."

Why does everyone ignore me when I need help but are ok asking me when they need help?

/(ò.ó)┛彡┻━┻

Has anyone here ever used tinkercad.com? (for simulating Arduino setups, or other circuits)

Where can I find community content for circuits? They make it so easy for their 3D models.. But not for their circuits..

Also, can someone tutor me in the basics of circuits over telegram?

(for those of you whom have never heard of it, I attached an image ^~^)

Developer best friend is debugger ! He help us every time we need him.

I am like the weakest programmer at my job. I wanna improve and get better. Understanding how to write good unit test to reading code. Damn it. I just wanna be better.

thought I'd check why I'm getting connection timeout on my app
I think the problem is me and not the code

I am actually consider buying a rubber duck from devrant

To support them but mostly

when I need help, pretend that using the duck don't work so I need another rubbr duck and ask a co-worker to help me

yeah I'm a bitch

Need Help!

Anyone can please come out with algorithm to win an arguments with girlfriend..

Is it creepy when Google sends a notif saying, "We need some quick human help! 😉"

😐

What do the developers at stack overflow do when stack overflow is down and they need help?

Help?

I work in support and some of the developers here don't seem to realize that their customers can't use the app they wrote because of all the bugs, but they freak out if anyone so much as *thinks* there's a problem with the code.

We have evidence it's their code. How do I get them to see I'm not saying their code sucks, just that a few changes might help performance?

I don't want to insult them, but at the same time, they're only responsible for one application...

I have many stickers on my laptop, need some more to complete the selection. Would love to see devRant on here! Help me reach the goal? Suggestions as to what else to add?

Hello. My (pseudo)name is "netikras". I am a DevRant addict.

There once was a game.
In that game, there was an OS.
But that OS knew not his name.

The OS was mad, wild, and free.

"Oh, would you find a name for me?"

Seriously, I need a name for the Linux OS in my game. :3
I'll be used for hacking.
Please be original.
Bonus point if you google it to make sure it doesn't exist already.

:3

Someone help me, this app keeps crashing on me. I need someone to help me interpret this crash log.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Damn Apple. These stupid certificates. I only want to send notifications. On Android I have to add one API key. And you Apple? Struggeling to get ionic push working for 6 hours...

Me: Found solution on StackOverFlow, lets copy/paste code and try it out

*Clicks ctrl+v*
Computer: There's your value!
Me: Wait that's not what I copied
*notices that I copied from a different computer and expected it to paste on this one*

*cries in corner* T_T

I need help hacking a Facebook account? Can you help me?

*Unfriended instantly*

Going to buy a 3D printer but need help with choosing a good one about 200$.
Any recommendations from a 3D printer owners ?

Need help with creating an awesome-list for devRant!
If you have any devRant-related projects, please add them!

You need help ?

Anybody have the bad habits of biting nails down and sometimes tearing the skin off finger-tips just because licking the blood is somehow calming?

If so, how do you combat it?

!rant
guys maybe its sounds funny but im student at high school 1st class and dont have too much money and i need some good notebook for school about 300-400€ will be happy for any idea thanks
(not intel HD graphics) not integrated and at least 2.00Ghz CPU and 4Gb RAM minimum

Help me solving this logical puzzle. I'm dumb as fuck.

You need to find the logical link to get the missing number.

"i need help my grandmother installed a fake flash player and it's installed norton and mcafee"

So... Nuke from orbit?

My manager: Hey don't be afraid to ask the team for help if you feel blocked on a task.

Also my manager when I ask for help: I think you need to understand the task better before you ask for help.

WTF! Make up your mind. Do you want me to make progress or not? Freaking sucks being the new guy. 😑

When an iOS dev tries to help you and says: "You don't need those semicolons!"

Tempted to write in this super-scientific paper/glorified report: "our findings show... my ass!" 😂😂😂

I can't figure out how to get in contact with Firefox to figure out why every time i log into a website i need for work on Nightly, it states that my username or password aren't on record, and i have to change my password (even when switching browsers). Only started after their last update today, and now that I'm testing other sites, it's multiple sites, but not all.

Ideas? help?

I really hate when I have to go to a colleuges desk to help when they need some troubleshooting . It is not because I don't want to help. It is just because of their light themed IDE.

I wrote a Stateless module in ruby, now I can't stop looking it. I think I'm in love with my module.

That's normal? I need help?

After 2 years in a small company as an all around software developer (started with xamarin for Android/iOS, then Unity, then OpenXML, augmented reality, virtual reality and .Net MVC...yeah all that and lots more) I changed to another company and I'm here 1 month and some days. I am super enthusiastic and I like it here!! They're more specific and professional, exactly what I need at the moment.

What is the problem, you might ask?

I was given some projects, I have done most of the work but now an issue arrived. I did almost everything and now we're waiting for some answers needed before closing the projects. And I get bored. I want to work!! I need to continue the streak! Just give me something and I'll make it happen!! I am boreeed!!

What is wrong with me? Am I buggy or something?

I've heard alot about decipline...
Tryed to apply it for thousend times but no use!
Need some help 😬

Freesync monitor owners who run linux i need your help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please if you want to help me please send me your EDID of your freesync monitor. Thank you.

Why do i need this ?
I have eDP display in my laptop and i know my display supports Freesync its just that the EDID file doesnt report it.

So i need EDID from freesync monitor so that i know what should i add to my EDID to make it working. THANK YOU.

2009:
friend: I need some help
me: install TeamViewer

2019:
friend: I need some help
me: install AnyDesk

CTO s shouldn't write software once there are more than 50 devs in the company. They shouldn't make tech decisions. It is time for you to back off and help with more important things. We really need you to get process nailed down. We really need you to help us understand business better. Not writing code.

Oi @dfox , @trogus ,
I don't think that supporters need to see the "Help support devRant" thing.

Never felt the need for a stressball until I started using those damn automatic checkout machines ...
The f***** juice is in the f***** bagging area and I dont need no f***** help. Who the f*** coded this shit ***** ***** *****

I need quit my job, my boss is an as***le... I want to kick my boss as** but, suddenly remember that I need this job, I need this money to help my mom and my sister to rise her childrens, my nephews...

Is there a place i can start a collab for free, but like the devRant Collabs?

My boss gave me a lab pc (not controlled by the internal IT) so I can put whatever OS I want on there. I'm planning to also write certain documents with something like LaTeX on it.

When he gave it to me, he said “but don't goo too overboard with it, I know much time you can sink into Linux and TeX”

Me, actually planning to go fully overboard in every aspect: “haha yeah don't worry I'll just install Ubuntu or something”

Help!
Need a motivation asap.. some weird and cool GitHub project can be a good boost to my productivity.
Thanks 😻

Need Help!

Recommend me a few great video editor on linux, thanks

I need someone who knows how to use 'ssh', to help me make a mockery for my game.

Just need to ask a few questions

If you need someone to help you out: Superman

I need help understanding GitHub culture. How many stars do you say is equal to 1000 Instagram likes?

I got rejected over 100 times. Even for internships. Should I continue going self-taught or should I go back to college?
😭😭😭😭😭

I need help..

I need help.
What excuse is there for a bug *in* a feature?

!rant

I need pancakes

on a evening

I'm weird help I can't debug code and I crave for pastry aaaaaaa

So you may have noticed that I'm making a way to create devRant Webhooks (see last rant), but now I need you help:

What Webhooks would/could you need?
What does it do?
What additional fields does it need (for example for specific tags)?
What data does it send?

Thanks in advance!

Since im crazy and love bleeding edge im creating GNOME-dev packages for arch linux. Somebody willing to help me ? Come on guys i really need help with this.

Tied 🙇🏻‍♂️ of looking into the same UI in devRant need terminal UI

Help me @dfox

Man collapses in the street, his wife "help, we need a doctor".

Dev speaks up "I did recently move to a standing desk"

Need to have APIs ready, worked weekends of my own time still not done, why won't my boss get bums on seats to help -.-

The internet: “hey - I need help with my assignment”

Me: “sit down and work through it - and if you can’t... get a better teacher”

Hi JavaScript!
You need help.

Opening vim is like a suicide, once you're there you need somebody to help you come back.

i wrote a website, a server in go, a small os in c, a game in js, a game and server and web scraper and other desktop apps in java, mobile apps with flutter, a website with php also, implemented aes in go, wrote a parser in java. done sysadmin stuff on my vps and pihole/openvpn/nextcloud on my rpi. learn about c vulnerabilities and used metasploit. attempted to write an interpreted language. did some led displays with arduino. currently learning tensorflow.

i have never...
- written a driver
- made a game with a game engine
- created a file encoding
- implemented an oauth2 server
- made an api
- worked with vr

what am i missing? i want to be a very well rounded dev.

Alrighty. So websockets don't like to forward through Apache2's reverse proxy. Nginx here we come...

Linuxxx I need yo help pls

Does anybody know of any good kotlin tutorials/courses?

I need some help with this, why is HR in most of the company are arsehole? They think they are superior?

I need to hire a fucking personal cryptologist just to help me understand Visual Studio error messages.

Any advice on some good SQL book or resources?

I need to start learning DB designing and theory.

I know jackshit apart from the basic commands.

Started work at a call center recently, really hoping things work out since it's full time, if you're inclined I'd appreciate some help toward that stress ball, I think I may need it soon...

!rant, need advice

I have no idea where to start with freelancing.

My girlfriend's been wanting to get some stuff but due to some issues hasn't been able to and has been extremely hesitant about bringing the topic up.

So to surprise her, I decided it'd be nice if I could freelance on the side and rake up some money so she can get the things she wants and I can spoil her (she's been through things and honestly deserves it).

So if you guys have any suggestions on where to start freelancing, that'd be great. I can do graphics and web design and just set up an anonymous Fiverr account but never had any luck with it.

Okay. So I'm in class right now. And we'll do a rather big IT project (in groups of 2) later this year. And one of my classmates (I hate him AF but he doesn't know because he doesn't get shit) just asked me if I can make him a social media platform. HOLY FUCKING MOTHER SHITTING FUCK. CAN YOU PLEASR JUST STOP TALKING TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE. GO FUCK A TABLE!! IM NOT GOING TO CREATE ANYTHING FOR ANYBODY. AND YOOOUUU LITTLE FUCKER ARE ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU?? EVERYONE FROM MY CLASS IS AT LEAST SOME KIND OF NICE BUT YOU PIECE OF CUNTSHIT NEVER EVEN DID A SINGLE THING FOR ANYONE. AND YOU ARE ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. LIKE WHAT HODDAMN HOPE DO YOU COME FROM. COULD YOU PLEASE JUST GO BACK INTO THAT HOLE??!!!

Hooray, i got laid off! Time for something fresh and new. All jokes aside: this happens every 2 years. I need help.

I'm looking for a good Linux based operating system just for development. Need some help of you guys ;)

Drank too much last night...need to work on web app...send help

I think I've began to notice a human behaviour.

When you are a beginner and want help with something, no one wants to help..

But once you aren't a beginner, folk want to help !

What gives !

Is it because as humans, we don't want to help folk who might turn out useless, we only want to make sure bets, and help someone who already doesn't really need help..

Sort of jumping on the bandwagon type thing..

Sucks when you are beginner and no one wants to help you !

I want to learn Android but don't know from where and how to start . Need help 😇

Need help, Day-ta vs. Dat-uh. Which one is it?(data)

I need help with learning .NET (C#) i need a project that is easy and that I can learn from. What did you guys do to learn .NET

.. I.. need advice n help..
So, you see.. I want to change my life.. Where should I start?.

Guys help... I need a new chromebook and can't decide on a chromebook pro or chromebook plus... Is having x86 architecture worth the extra $120? :-/

I am .net developer. Do you need any help?

NEED IDEAS:

Guys, help me. What should I take to reduce my cafeine over day?
Anyone here is trying to get your cafeine level lower?
Suggestions?

Do I need ccna for pentest?
I know it's about network administration but I was wondering if it will help me see things the way the sysadmin does.

Just found that
When spammers need help they ask on facebook 😆

I need motivation to code again. Please, send help...

I dont fcking like this.

!rant

hey dev's,
I need help for choosing laptop.
I will need it for deep learning.

DELL G7 7588
config:
pro : i9-8950HK
gpu : GTX 1060
ram : 16 gb ddr4
ssd : 512
hdd : 1TB

your reviews please

It is Monday 1:22PM here and what is on my mind? Sleeping. I freaking want to sleep right now.

What the hell do I do to keep awake #_#

Hey DevRant fam, hope you're all doing very well.. for quite a while now I've been having this sort of emotion.. I'm in my final couple of weeks of College and have been looking to apply for some Junior software developer roles.. however for some reason i feel as if i may not be good enough, or perhaps i may not know enough to begin with, I'd love to know has anyone before experienced this feeling or this emotion? How have you dealt with it? would love some insight :-)

Cheers!
Milos

Guys I need help, I've never worked with the maintenance of a website before... And I don't know how much money can I get doing that

Anyone who knows or works on cryptography? Need a little help

!rant
Did any of you decompiled 16 Bit DOS program?
I need some help.

!Rant
Help/ideas needed

I need ideas of projects to develop in my free time, I'm tired of the old technology and ugly projects from work, I want to develop something new, fun, to feel the excitement of coding again ;)

The field does not matter i'm willing to learn.

And , no , I can get another job, that is not an option because of the special benefits it's offering that I can not find in another company(very flexible schedule, I'm a student and need it).

Need help. Explain why assembly code is wrong.
C code:
long f(long n) {return n + 1} ;

Assembly:
f:
movq rdi, rbp
addq $1, rbp
movq rbp, rax
ret

Need to describe devrant to a non dev, help me explain it in 5 words or less

Designed a person detection and tracking algorithm based on RCNN and lukas-kanade object tracking algorithm in openCV python.

Need help in cases of occlusion any suggestions?

! Suggestion

So I've one project based on fingerprint scanner where the scanner came with sdk for c# and other language libraries.
So basically the user punches for login and logout I'm storing timestamp based on that to MongoDB. Now the only concern is when the user punches, it doesn't give any response like sound or light for telling it's accepted or not.
For that I've to do something so my guess was
1. Sound
2. Light

But, it's for library and they don't want sound. And my scanner don't have any extra light for that.
Anyone got any suggestion or cool idea?
(I'm using Nitgen Fingkey Hamster I DX HFDU06)

Having a hard time finding work. Jack of all trades, master of none. Went to college for a while, but never finished a degree. Mostly self taught and can easily learn on the fly.

Can program, 3d design and model, ins and outs of unreal engine 4, web stuff, can do IT work, knows VR standards and tricks, powerful desktop and powerful laptop, plenty of uhd cameras, knows Android and ios, etc.

Where do I look? What can I apply for? Can I make money on my own? Can I provide a service? How do I sell that?

HALP 😫

I spent several hours today looking for remote jobs on freelancer.com and this new platform called kalido. just a waste of my time.

All these platforms doesn't work for me.

I feel like I need to change company... it's Monday, I'm 1 hour late to work and already wanting to go back home.

Any Portuguese company looking for a iOS dev? 😅😅

I guess disappearing is a good thing.

backstory:
I’m in school and a “friend” (f) brings up some sort of religion.
Another sits there to watch. (b)

f: hey, b, are you religious?
b: yeah, why?
f: i’m not a fan of fictional books.

At this point, i’m already mad. thats the second time he’s brought up that joke today. its been told by him many times in the past. now its just annoying.

f: the real true religion is the spaghetti monster.

then f starts to try to convince b that that is the real religion. at this point i go to a friend to 1) make myself look busy and 2) have someone with sense to talk to.

DISCLAIMER: As long as you accept what/who someone believes, you are good. but the moment you diss religion without having their point of view, you’ve lost all my respect. Please look at both POV’s

My classmates when they need my help. (Wich is often...)

ALL REACT-REDUX DEVS PLEASE UNITE!

I need help..

I think I'm a good teacher, learner when it comes to Front-end development. I've been active on Stackoverflow, but this platform to help someone seems more decent (here you don't need to curse someone's code to help him/her) 😀

Is it appropriate in terms of time, to learn c as your first language?
I mean, some of my classmates prefer to use python or java as their first language.
Help please, I need help

Need a new business name idea for a web based software house. We are 2 weeks into choosing one and no progress :D help!

!rant thinking of learning machine learning. Have no much maths background. Where do I start?

Links, blog's, books, examples, tutorials, anything. Need help.

When your VP Engineer says we DONT NEED AN ORM.

Raw sql queries are just fine and he even can help with that!!

It's only monday.

Ich need some help with Linux.
Ich want to switch from windows 7 to Linux. But want a "Windows desktop like" environment and I'm not so experienced with linux jet (just the basics). Can you help?

We wouldn't need [a partner] to go international. We can just get interns internationally to help us set up the systems there!

Need help with choosing a JS framework for making games. So far I heard only posotive things about Phaser. Any other recommendations or thoughts on Phaser?

I deleted my ubuntu partition from my windows, and when I turn the pc on, it shows up the grub terminal with a black background.
I need help, I need to install linux again too.

"Hey guys I need help I struggle with asynchronous stuff and I need to pass props loaded via Ajax, I can't manage to apply this solution (link to another SO question with complete and structured answer), can you guys help ?"

*30 seconds later, question is marked as duplicate, the answer has been given here (link to same question I was refering)*

I have an idea but I need help. LET'S TURN OFF THE INTERNET. Accept suggestions in the comments.

I’d like so advice, sometimes I need to code for pretty much 2-3 days straight

I try to power nap on occasion as I know being tired can have a bit of an effect.

I need to stay alert so I was wondering what tips and tricks people may have to help

As I need to stay away from caffeine now 😒

From Documentation:
"A SHA256 HMAC is created outside of Bronto. If you need help with this step, contact one of the developers at your company."

Yes because, cause every company has a developer.

*Only developer at company*

The project my company agreed to work with 1 year ago is totally shitty.

We basically use Python 2, Tornado, MySQL and driver for it from 2005, custom made "ORM" where you have to write SQL in strings in Python, custom asynchronous service that runs jobs and all such...

The rest of the team writes code really badly and only after a year of fucking with this shit we made them do pull requests.

I became totally neurotic because of the shit I have to go through daily at work. I do not develop myself, no new things I have learned in the past year or so. What do I do, devrant? What is your advice?

i need to build a forum website....can anyone help.

I need a laptop to learn programming
Can anyone help me?

Did a programming contest today. Can't say I did horrible, but I didn't do very well either.

One thing I did learn though: I prefer contests where I directly compete against other people's code (bot programming contests) over "who can comprehend and type this the fastest"

Ik i probably should have went to stack overflow but you guys seem so much more immediate. I'm building a simple tic tac toe game however whenever i hit a tile the second time the counter disappears i refuse to go on to the winning logic before getting this resolved help!!!!

gameState[tappedCounter] = activePlayer;
if (gameState[tappedCounter] == 2) {
//if tapped counter is unplayed

if (activePlayer == 0) {
((ImageView) view).setImageResource(R.drawable.knight);
activePlayer = 1;
//displays knight
//sets active player to player 2

} else if (activePlayer == 1) {
((ImageView) view).setImageResource(R.drawable.sam);
activePlayer = 0;
//displays sam as player 2 character
//sets active player back to player 1
}

I (with some help) wrote a gui app for Ubuntu that would help running bin files without the need of the terminal.

The sheer excitement from getting that stuff to work was what sparked my interest.

Need help deciding,

Stay as a contractor in my new job that I started this week,

Or jump ship n play with bleeding edge tech with software house

i need some help with some javascript if anyone can please help

Hi devRant!
I need some help on figuring out what to major in
My options are:
-Computer networking
-Computer science/programming
-Computer system administration
-Information Technology

I need 10 points to change my avatar. Wanna help.

I need some motivation guys...please help

Biggest hurdle right? That would be finding it hard to wrap my head around functional programming...it's just not getting in.. I need help pls.

I want a component that rain rubber ducks or something spammy on a page in ReactJS.
Help a friend in need

Me and my coworkers are going to have a weekend "gamejam"/hackathon starting tonight but we can't think of any good challenges to try and code - can you guys come up with something we can try and tackle in a weekend?

Hello Fam!

I need to begin with a project ASAP.
Reasons:
I wanna make something. I don't know what but I want to.

My skills: Python, Java, PHP (kick my ass on this), Minimal Frontend, Django, C++

All the skills are on the beginner and intermediate stages.

In college right now
Haven't done a single project
Need serious suggestions on how to begin to make myself a good CV and get satisfaction by making something..

Roast me. But do throw some light.

Thanks thanks thanks a lot ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Any good ideas for a side project of Arduino/RFID?

The good - devRant has replaced my Facebook, Instagram, 9Gag ☺️

The bad - devRant has also replaced my feeds for Hacker News, The Verge, OMG! Ubuntu! and news sources. 🙁

There are many people broadcasting over Zello from Puerto Rico on the 'Puerto Rico' and other channels. Might help if you need to connect or need situational awareness.
Thoughts with our friends in Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands...
Stay safe.

I need some help people. Need a good tutorial to understand Bootstrap grid and responsive framework. I have always worked on Media queries before. Couldn't find a good tutorial.

I was doing some debugging and wanted to print "hello" to know how many times it is run but mistyped it to "hellp", which is quite fitting

Learning Java after learning python for School and helping the new programmers who are in the class I finished last term. I see python code and get nervous because there’s no semicolons or curly brackets, but then again I’m like “Fuck I miss python!”
But I’m usually the go to guy when people need help because I make YouTube tutorials for my colleagues to help them understand what I’ve learned, and share flash cards on quizlet, and generally tell anyone if you need help I’ll help.

Boored of work. Anyone got any open source projects that need help ? I can help in python, sql, C and C++. 🤷

I am doing a research about Go lang and i need an opinion about its future... Can anyone help ?

I need gift ideias for my girlfriend please,(not dick in a box ), help please.

when you spend hours doing reserch trying to figure out how to get a better job in a different country and some idiot comes along to say its not possible...

gawd... I need help.

Anyone here who had used powerbi embedded with nodejs backend? Please I need help. Can't take this shit anymore

#include <helpme>

Ok guys I kinda need your help. I have to write a python project for my school in 3 days and instead of saving everything in files I want to have a database. So my question is can you suggest the most simplest and easiest db to create and connect to Python for a few simple tables. Also the easiest to set up on another computer since my professor will probably want to try it at home.

Also I have to learn Python in 3 days, since I already know a couple of languages, I'm confident I can pull it off. Why I'm asking for help is I need to document it all, that will probably take a chunk out of these 3 days.

[Node.js]
Do you have any tutorials to help me? I kinda need to use it including CRUD operations

Need Advice:

My whole life, I have been a sole developer. Most of my project was a single person. I was responsible for the frontend, background, server deployment, and everything else. I liked doing the thing my way.

After working like this for a decade, recently, my company hired a second developer to help me (So I can do the management of other projects.)

The biggest challenged that I am facing right now is the difference between my thinking of a problem or the way to solve problems compared to the other guy.
There are many things that he and I do differently.

I need some advice on how to work in teams. I how to manage things better.

Hello Guyz!
Need some suggestions where to find some good sources in order to learn laravel. Someone promised me a job if i learn it. Help is appreciated.

I need to create a quick prototype app that would work on ios and android with web tools. What is the quickest to get into? Phonegaps, cordova, ionic? Any other tools out there?

Any javascript nerds what to come play with me in a devrant-related project? I need help with cross-origin JSON.

Part of my remote work is to have a daily call reporting in on what I have done yesterday and what I am about to today. My colleague calls me for it. She's hired as a tech support and is suddenly assigned to take note and report on my work activities to our boss. Several times, I caught her pretending to know what I'm talking about like with Puppet configurations, Firewall diagnosis packets, ActiveMQ, Regex, etc. Most of the time, I just let it go as its not my job to validate her knowledge on these different but many services. Just do the call, get the report in, carry on. How difficult was that?

Yesterday, our call was left sour because I somehow blew up. I think I've reached my patience with this woman's assumptions to how these services work. Now I feel guilty for yelling at a lady but goddamn she stoopid for fibbing through my ear. Somebody help! What do I do?

If I report to our boss about her technical incompetence (politely), she might get sacked. She's a good tech support as long as she still has her trusty manuals by her, she can fix specific problems. But when it comes to unknown tech to her, she assumed she knew.

If I tell her about her weaknesses, however constructive I can get and as politely as I can get, all the while complimenting something about her, showing her how to improve herself, maybe she'll do better not to ask silly questions like buying a Puppet certificate? At least getting rid of ignorance would definitely help but not sure how she would take it. The worst thing I would imagine is her backfiring and yelling at me and then we ended up fighting.

If I kept quiet and tuck it all into a can, it will eventually implode as we go on.

This is not about her gender. I don't see her as a woman. I see her as a tech support engineer who should know her stuff.

I need a group if dev friends. Help me.

I need help...
Barely got any sleep for the past few days, don't even have the appetite for most meals.

I've dropped into another rabbit hole it seems...

I need to write code for mini sumo robot and have no idea how to start. I don't know any programming language so which one can be good to start? If You have any good courses or something like that I'll appreciate. My friend told me that Python is good option, some people from YouTube said same thing, is that right? Robot is built on Arduino Uno but I can use my Raspberry Pi3 as well if it makes any difference.

Spend an entire day on getting an auto-update feature into my cordova app...
APK installer doesn't open, error message doesn't give me any solutions...

Error msg:
exposed beyond app through Intent.getData()

Could someone help me out
Im relatively new to python and I need to design a GUI any suggestions on a library i could use besides tkinter

Medicine + Machine Learning
Need help

Need to build an auction website with PHP or any other language. Anyone available to help me? Would really appreciate it.

Is being a roblox dev worth it?(i need help in my decision wether i should pursue it or not)

I'm currently a java developer. I've dabbled in python too. Mostly worked on API development and some data processing. I want to learn something new, that'll keep me engaged. It can be something within java (like image processing or NLP) or some other language (Go, scala, js). What do you all suggest?

!rant
Is there somebody who is familiar with WSO2 Enterprise Service Bus.
Could need some help.

Which is the best book or resource to study analysis of algorithms ??need help guys 🙄

Anyone good with react-native? I need help cause I'm about to lose my shit 😭 not even exaggerating when I say I've cried many times over this.

Has it ever happened to you that you do not want to program any more?
It is frustrating... Sometimes I would like to start an idea but then .. nothing, stopped.

How do you solve this kind of situation?

It's not only about work, but I mean also in the freetime where you Can develop your idea or your expirement

I'm having a laptop which is powered by i5 3230M with 6G memory (1 x 4G and 1 x 2G). Sometimes I can feel the lag while I'm working on multiple IDEs. So, how much more memory do you guys suggest?
(2 x 4G) or (1 x 4G and 1 x 8G)

In an unofficial iCloud help app: You'll receive 5gb free with your account. That's quite a lot - more than 4gb for example.

Well at least I don't have to setup iCloud for my family anymore.

So i want to start learning about unity and want to use it in a project for Android.. Can anyone guide me with any helpful resources or suggestions?
TIA..

Make the comments of a piece of code more complex than the code itself. I don’t know how I do this, it’s like a instinct or something like that

You're bugging me. I'd like to open an issue and fix -you- this. If you need help debugging feel free to ask, reflection might help.

What do you do when your boss has nothing for you to do and all your co-workers don't need any help?

I need a mentor to help me in learning php + laravel

Anyone here develop for Zebra printers using their ZPL syntax? I NEED help ASAP.

I want to design my own games and apps, I learned fundamentals through sololearn and Udemy but as someone said on a previous status, theres nothing like a college degree. Any suggestions on good schools?

!rant
Need help!
I accidentally installed a malware on systrm some chinese software now appears with devices with this pc. And i am able to boot upto windows home screen. When services are starting my oc shows BSOD page fault. I ran diagnostic tools it showed 2100 error in hd 0. Can anyone help. I need to recover imp files from OS drive :(

Any c++ Gods able to offer a bit of help? I can't ask on stack for risk of a lecturer finding out but I really need help...

I need a library for use rest service in cpp. Like retrofit or volleybin android.
Someone help me

I have been offered ESOP's. I have no clue how to evaluate its worth or potential worth? Need help

Tomorrows meeting couldn't be more messed up

•boss(we are kind a thing now)and her ex sitting at the same table while she tries not to kill him
•me sitting there with someone else's shitty website with 20 day old code to show as a back end (previous dev was a cunt and deleted all copies from everywhere)
•them expecting a junior dev to build a whole accounting package on the 20day old code
•deadline 3weeks
• crying on the inside 😱😱😱

Just a student of Computer engineering.
Need help deciding the final year project.
Any suggestions?

Please anyone suggest me some GOOD mean stack project for college major ... need help