Girk,are you pixel ?Because you're one in like 8 million Sorry, that was bad , carry on with your day

Found this gem 😂

TRANSLATION

Java for believing programmers

For who?
Young male,
which want to pray together,
and at the same time make first
steps in programming

How old you need to be?
Up to 25 years

What do you need?
Holy Bible
Laptop
*you just need 500 mb RAM and WinXP

Me every morning, trying to find my will to go to work

@billgates

I assume that you did some Windows development.
I just made my WPF and want to publish. But VS created setup.exe for me. I want to make my own installer. How do I get the application files? not the setup file?
Please help. Thanks.

Love a machine that can just keep going.

Wow?!? Even removing this crap takes fucking centuries!
I'm already sitting here for 45 minutes. How the fuck is this possible?!!

[Public Survey?]
I'm in a stressfull situation.
In 2 years, I will hopefully attend a university of applied science.
I have two ways to go.
I can still go on with Computer Science and up with a Bachelor.
Or I will attend a university where I will get my Bachelor in Aerospace Engineering.

I know that this place isn't really a place to discuss this sort of topic. But Idk how else I should solve it. I can not get rid of this decision. Even tho it's a personal decision, I also want to hear your opinions.

Programming when i'm alone and programming when someone fucking pass near by me.

Why not! 😂

Its really funny how apple does things 😂😂🍎

!rant

An original

So YouTube is busy soft launching it's new look and guess what?... It has a dark theme!

😂😂😂

TRIGGERED!

WoeBot doesn't seem to be listening to my woes....

(test test test)

Does anyone have the phone number of bill gates? 😂

Thanks Apple. This is what we needed!

George R.R. Martin approves Linux as the most friendly OS.

For all the retards out there..

Really... Cookies... What

This is not false !

Umm, Wut?

I love firebase. It looks much nicer then the google cloud to me. Isn't it funny, huh?

Something is incorrect.

A little desktop boxing 🥊

Just got this slack from our server admin.

More like woman-in-the-middle 😂

The secret robot internet

23:59 -> 0:00
First thought: did the clock just broke?

Second thought: oh right it's midnight

Writing prank scripts in VBS after i found one on the school server