That’s the drink for me 🥃

Very important lesson I learned while working with Xcode:
Always have multiple major versions installed and ready to be used.

Xcode 9 can't convert old Swift 2.2 project to Swift 4 and can't open the "old" project? Xcode 7 can help you.

Xcode 9 crashes randomly while moving top level packages? Xcode 8 can help you.

Yeah, always funny to find new bugs in Xcode...

What a great start in the day 😮😁

I finally finished my implementation of a suffix array construction algorithm! 😄
It takes about 30 mins to process 1GB of text and uses all available RAM, but it works! 🎉
Now I can optimize it, the original algorithm is 3x faster.

Strange notification I got there 🤷‍♂️

I can’t decide... Should I use my stickers? 🤔

This litte blond one helps me with low motivation and low energy 😋

Some days ago a friend told me about this good site to by the new .app domains, bigdaddy.com.
So I wanted to look for a domain and ooops, thats gay porn 😮
I confused names with godaddy.com. Maybe a lecture at uni is not the best place to open this site 😅

Well fuck you too Swift! Your mother is to complex to be solve in reasonable time!

I think my laptop is a special kind of special ... 🙃

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

Dragged wrong folder into the trash and realized it too late. About 400 GB just gone 😑

So I started to read the book „Mastering Git“ by Jakub Narębski (*) and I am so impressed of how much more git is than just commit/push/pull 😳

(*) https://packtpub.com/application-de...

That’s a nice link you have there 😂

(https://link.springer.com/chapter/...)

Elon Musk doesn’t know what consequences his plan has 🤨

Musk: I‘m putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support 😑

This is how Pokémon Go shows errors to its users. It says a generic „Error“ in German with different numbers for different errors.
I am not an UX expert, but isn’t this a really bad practice? The error number has no meaning to the user, so why displaying it? I think it is just confusing and looks ugly 😐

I have upvoted good questions, helpful comments and useful answers on SO for a long time now, although I don’t have enough reputation (15 needed to count upvotes).
Once I reach this 15 points get ready for a big rain of upvotes 😁

Look at my new toys 😁
I really look forward to play with these beacons! I want to use them in my wedding app. I will place two at the church and two at the party location, one for iBeacon and one for Eddystone, and the guests will get a message on arrival and departure.
Unfortunately I already broke the case of one 😅
Have any of you other good ideas I can use them for?

Got a new deck of cool cards for me, my brother and a friends for their birthdays 😁
Thanks for your rant @BambuSource long time ago!

Here is the link:
https://varianto25.com/playing-card...

PS: Look at my cool Yu-Gi-Oh!-Desk 😜

WTF?!? Why do I have to sign in to your app, but can only uns „Sign in with Google“ and „Sign in with Facebook“? Well fuck you and your app, not gone use it than!!!

I got it, everything was better in the past! 😂😂😂

There are so many interesting and great things to learn in IT, but I have the feeling, none of these is taught at my university 😪

Just finished this great book! It was really entertaining and interesting 🙂
And it explained the advantages of DevOps and CI/CD in a very understandable way 😁

Do you have any other good recommendations for IT novels?

I just learned a new word that many of you could need:

Fubar - Fucked up beyond all recognition

„If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.“

That’s how I feel sometimes 😅

Enough coding today for TequilaDuck, time to party 🎉🍻

Such an easy solution to such a complex problem 😂

Source: https://xkcd.com/399/

Fuck Xcode!
Why does every single and small update need to be at least 5GB? And why am I required to update you so fucking often? You are not fixing anything, so don’t even pretend to! Most of the time it is just to support the latest .x update in iOS. Can’t be too hard to update the SDK without updating the entire shit IDE! 😡

And guess what: I JUST UPDATED YOU, SO WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING NEW VERSION??? HOW CAN I WAIT 45 MINUTES AND AFTER THAT YOU DID NOTHING!?! HOW CAN I HAVE THE SAME VERSION AS BEFORE??? NOW I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD YOU AGAIN YOU FUCKING PEASE OF SHIT 😡😡😡

Is this a joke??? 😂
This is part of a survey of my university where I have to enter my id number (a six-digit number). And they really provide a +1/-1 button to increase/decrease the current number by one. WTF?!? Who would press the button up to 200.000 times just to enter the id?

That reminded me of this:
https://reddit.com/r/softwaregore/...

Oh come on devRant, don’t be that overly strict guy and give me this second 😯