Pretty much sums it up.

😂found it somewhere!

true story!

When your half asleep coding

i -= --i

Data breach/leak again

No,Thanks I can wait one more day.

pwd salting

Morning pick me up

When he teaches wrong so you correct him
* humble *

Who doesn't love linked lists?

Created a fast and resource-efficient REST API client built entirely with UWP for Windows 10. Would love to get more feedback: https://jeniusapps.wordpress.com/ni...

I can't emphasize enough how accurate this is 🤦‍♂

Holy crap! Android Studio is waaay too harsh to that poor LinearLayout.

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

alexa in action

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

And that’s how I ended up with a boyfriend, turns out he is an engineer as well!

A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were they living in the Matrix, but it was being run on Windows 98

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

When somebody you don't know recommends Windows......

Seen on Linked In.

Be like John..

Now that's me....

Found on internet..

Show some respect... 🙌

languages...

Saw a McDonald's today that's asking to be hacked - their menu sign's IP address is right there on the bottom of it (original image at https://i.imgur.com/P3sFGHE.jpg):

Forums are the reason half of the programrs have jobs.