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Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

Privacy is a legend

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

Got hacked in a day after deploying my first site. 😑 I just started developing. Well, I am thankful for that person to point it out to me otherwise I wouldn't have known.

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Prevention..

:P How to save people

Shit just got real!

... Yep

Me and my git repo

I love these wires.

When you have a programmer girlfriend 😁😁

This never gets old...

SAVAGE 😂😂😂

what am i doing with my life.

So true!

Basically every time I see someone using my app... It feels so damn good man

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

Hello Monday:
0.Arrive late due to traffic.(Apparently a car hit a cow crossing the road)
1. Try upgrading php5 to php7 and break stuff in the process and waste 2 hours fixing things.(Poor connection so ssh sessions hung occasionally)
2.PHP fixed,open Gmail and get over 100 emails from clients about the server being down(because of (0)).Ignore all.Find a snaglist of over 20 TODOs.
3.Open Android Studio, update to 2.3 and everything becomes broken.Each time i open it ,it crashes and i have to "Report to Google"
4.Spend the next 1 hour reinstalling AS.It finally works.
5.Open Project and the libraries are broken.Spend another hour upgrading build tools.
6.Leave SDK to update and decide to check my Google Cloud console.$50 bill pending.Shit.
7.Try XCode. Remember the project is still in Swift 2 and I have to upgrade it(Would take eternity).Immediately closes xcode.
8.Gives up on life and decides to log into Devrant.

AMD is back :D

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Me and small projects:

*writes messy but functional code*

*leaves code for a week*

*wants to finish code*

*code too messy - starts from scratch*

*leaves code for a week*

*wants to finish code*

*code too messy....*

There's a database table at work with over 190 columns 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Debugging comments be like...

Dear javascript frameworks / libraries,

slow. the. fuck. down.

Thank you 🙃

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

The compiler doesn't concern itself with the opinion of the programmer 😂

True shit.