Valid point!!!

This is true.

Damm those moments

This year I am gonna install different os and distribution in my laptop.

1st distro is PoP Os

Previous distro - Antergos

"A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good. " - Martin LeBlanc

Nope.. Not doing that.

The F in JavaScript stands for functional.

Other people : she said yes :') :')

Me: the client accepted the first draft without asking for changes :') :')

It was a cold monday evening.
I was alone in my room.
Many hours of coding had passed.

Windows offered me two options:
"Shutdown"
"Shutdown with update"

Anoyed by the update but thankful for the first option i decided to go with number one.
Windows started its shuting down process when all of a sudden...

"Please don't turn off your machine! Your updates are being konfigured!

It was that evening...
That one speciall evening...
I decided...
To finally...
Do nothing about this problem and cry myself to sleep...

This is literally the BTC price curve.

git commit -m 'fix typeo'

en-gb.domain.com vs www.domain.com/en-gb/

Which is correct!

I have an array of 1037 records. The soap service only accepts 100 at a time. So, I write code to send an array of 100 records at a time to the soap service in a loop and get a response back of, "The maximum number (100) of records allowed for this operation has been exceeded." Well, I'll try 99 records then. Nope same error. I'll try 50 records, nope I'll just bang my head on the desk now since the documentation and error say it is a record limit of 100. 😠

Look at my code again. I was grabbing 100 records out of the array of 1037 records and storing it in a new array, but I was sending the original array with 1037 records instead of the temporary array in the loop. 😢 I'm going to bed.

Every time, Bitcoin touches new height

Me - "It am not buying it. It will drop now"

Dear Skype,

Guys, would you rather do with good team and be the least experienced or in a small company and be the best programmer there?

Loser.

Talking with a dev friend:

- I want to create a program. Want to help me?
- Sure, any ideas?
- Yeah, I'd like to create a paint software using Java
- Cool

After 3 mins:
- Nah I just realized it'd take too long and no one would use it. Wanna play Rainbow Six tho?
- Okay

After playing for 15 mins:
- Holy shit! This game is so buggy. I could make it better

After 3 mins:
- Nah I just realized it'd take too long and no one would use it. Wanna create a paint software using Java?

Pure evil

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Something helpful if you've just started learning programming it'll help you understand most popular programming languages why it's used and how much you can expect as a payment.

https://i.imgur.com/MD1JweO.png

It just feels magnificent watching system getting updates in terminal. I just love it 😍

Some serious debugging going on here today.

Me: Mining "Bit-what"? Nah, that's bullshit...

6 years ago... So much regret...

This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

Wow, thanks for the super-helpful e-reader deal, Tom's Guide.... >_>

Saw this today...
Why didn't I die before?

Sorry for meming.

Windows is like a diaper for me! If you dont reinstall it from time to time, it starts to get full of crap.

So in C++ there is no garbage collector to clean up the mess u leave behind?

And now i feel like a garbage collector.... always cleaning up after monkeys... :(