Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

Did the Kali repos get pwned? Updated to kernel 5.3.0 and rebooted to this. File is 8 bytes, contains just "fuck you".

Your time is better used somewhere else, let the intern write the documentation. While the project was transitioning to a whole new team with no one from the old one.

29-year veteran here. Began programming professionally in 1990, writing BASIC applications for an 8-bit Apple II+ computer. Learned Pascal, C, Clipper, COBOL. Ironic side-story: back then, my university colleagues and I used to make fun of old COBOL programmers. Fortunately, I never had to actually work with the language, but the knowledge allowed me to qualify for a decent job position, back in '92.

For a while, I worked with an IBM mainframe, using REXX and EXEC2 scripting languages for the VM/SP operating system. Then I began programming for the web, wrote my first dynamic web applications with cgi-bin shell and Perl scripts. Used the little-known IBM Net.Data scripting language. I finally learned PHP and settled with it for many, many years.

I always wanted to be a programmer. As a kid I dreamed of being like Kevin Flynn, of TRON - create world famous videogames and live upstairs my own arcade place! Later on, at some point, I was disappointed, I questioned my skills, I thought I should do more, I let other people's expectations make feel bad. Then I finally realized I actually enjoy a quieter, simpler life. And I made peace with it.

I'm now like the old programmers I used to mock 30 years ago. There's so much shit inside my brain. And everything seems so damn complex these days. Frameworks, package managers, transpilers, layers and more layers of code. I try to keep up. And the more I learn, the more it seems I don't know.

Sometimes I feel tired. Yet, I still enjoy creating things and solving problems with programming. I still have fun learning. And after all these years, I learned to be proud of my work, even if it didn't turn out to be as glamorous as in the movies.

alias 'yoink'='yay -Sy'
alias 'yeet'='yay -R'

Boss throwing up a huge source code that I didn't see before.

Boss: Hey, this is an app from a contractor to do XYZ.

Me: Oh, okay.. so?

Boss: You will continue the code and the maintenance now. How much time do you need to implement X feature?

Me: I need to see the code first, can't say nothing now.

Boss: ok I need estimation now.

Me: *getting nervous* I need to see the fuckening code first. if you want estimation now I would say one year..

Boss: what?

Me: what?

So I am working 12+ hours a day so as to finish the story assigned to me in the sprint.Turns out after completing the tasks allocated to me,I am given the stories of the people of way higer designation than me just because they are working for 8 hrs a day and therefore don't have the bandwidth to do their own tasks...So I have to come on weekends too,to finish my tasks and their tasks without getting anything extra in return....🙁😶😐😭

Participated in Smart India Hackathon 2019 Software edition and won 2nd prize :)

I've heard that it has a very high validation accuracy and is super efficient 🤔

Sad but true

Anyone like flutter?

Testing in production

Linus Torvalds seriously considering upgrading from a i7-6700K to Threadripper after seeing Phoronoix benches.

https://reddit.com/r/Amd/...

Yeah... I'm not complaining 😁

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Just imagine...

> be me
> i'm a junior dev
> i use C# at work
> frontend guy left
> now i use C# and Angular
> boss hired a data analyst
> data analyst created R script for his work
> implement this script to our services
> script doesn't work
> i have no idea of R
> i need to fix it
> pleashelp.png

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Makes sense

Meant to put this up weeks ago but kept forgetting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Here's a photo of me and my now fiance, thought we should snap a photo before I get to tipsy!

Unfair situation -
iPhone prices shoots up while kidney prices remains same.

Rust is my favourite open source project.

Because rust is fucking awesome!

Communism at it's finest

Hacking yourself.

Perfect, even the same amount of upvotes

My work desktop setup!

Follow me on @cha_m_ra

Every project these days 😂😂

Certainly contains a whole lot of hard drives.