My company just announced permanent WFH :(

made my day

Got my rubber duck 😎😎😎

Virus in a bottle

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

He is going places.

When you get high on validation

Saw this picture today

I think it's time to restart. 🙂

I really like this one 😂

I just noticed my file is named home.less
Poor

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

I guess everyone need this :)

*Working on personal project*

Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project
Don't get excited about another project

...DAMNIT

My coworker left his Windows 10 system unlocked today.

Me:

1. Print screen on desktop
2. Saves the image
3. Sets image as wallpaper
4. Hides desktop icons
5. Changes taskbar alignment to the right and enables auto hide.
6. 🤣🤣🤣

What a stupid configuration of firewall at my work:

devrant -> blocked because of entertainment category.
xvideos -> no problem at all.

Conclusion: sysadmin likes watching porn.

"Imagine everyone is an object. You are an object, you are an object, you are an object." My lecturer said while pointing to random students in the class. Oh how I wanted to quip "So you think girls are just objects?" 😂

Friend: OMG are you hacking ?

[sudo apt-get update] running

Me: Yes. I am.

How I feel as a developer...

Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

😐

found this on the internet.

New servers! 8 servers with 512GB RAM, 48 cores

loving xkcd comics!

Soon... my new server room...

try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

Peer-to-peer connection.

🙂

She: “Execute garden job!”
Me: “Command failed: broken dependency”

So we hired a part time sales lady to work in our office. She sits right inside the entry to our area. Each morning I am amazed that I can make it to my desk without passing out. All I can think is this:

My parents recently got divorced and sold their house, so I had to go through all my old stuff and found this beauty! A pair of new bateries and it still work! Fuck Yeah!

Post your work area, fuckers.