WHY???

Who's idea was it to create a deep learning library in Javascript

Me: What's a good DevRant post?
Them: Why not a UDP joke?
Me: But only half of them will get it.

So can you fix my computer

You know I really hate uncommented legacy code especially when it was written by the PM himself years before and will never admit fault with this God awful unholy hell spawn

Rubber Duck with anything in the room it, I recommend something punchable.

Me: Please don't commit the binaries
PM: We need to commit all the files so we can track process
Me: that's not how it works!

Once upon a time...

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

This is how it looks like when a cat tries to hack a vending machine. 😂

Programmer house

Best advice

margin-right: -100px !important

CSS can kill you!

First thing when using a new IDE... Find and enable dark mode.

Got new key caps for my keyboard, now I'm motivated to code!!

The best thing about boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only wrong by a bit.

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

When you need to be sure

Turing's test in the future!

You know it's been a hard day when the compiler finishes without errors and you assume it malfunctioned.

After a month of developing for VR I Shattered a light bulb by punching it as hard as I could.

Knew it would happen.
Surprised it didn't happen sooner.

The best part of being a dev?

Want something?

It doesn't exist?

Build it yourself!

It feels like a superpower. :D

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

Word joker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Someone sponsor this for my office? Bahaha

Student next to me tried to be cool and opened a terminal window and said to me: "I'm hacking someone." He was just running "apt-get update" ...

3 Easy step to learn and use git :
1. git commit
2. git push
3. git gud

And they say I'm not polite

This might sound cliché, but my dad. I called him Pop. He was a COBOL programmer, and he taught me the fundamentals. He would bring home his work and debug on paper, and I was his rubber duck.

When I got older, we were each other's rubber duck. Whenever I was stuck, he'd throw a suggestion out that might have seemed off base at first, but was somehow related to what I was working on.