just because im a java dev doesn't mean that I can't see sharp

cheat sheet for game developers.
how to make a dog model properly

@dfox Idea for items in the shop. A patch that I can attach to my messenger bag.

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

The first time a friend saw Ajax in action

The good parts of being a game developer: watched E3 all week. Now back to work...

I love programming

my life in project...

when u spend 2 hours desperately trying to fix a bug. Give up, off the computer and get ready for bed. the moment you get comfortable and ready to sleep. You solve the problem mentally in ur head. Get back up, on the computer and continue coding.

first program

Corgi Stylesheets

Me in the moment I opened devrant for the first time

We had a great 1st devRant meetup! Thanks for coming guys!

which one is the best?

When your first Rant gets 15 ++ and you know the stickers are basically on the way 😀

Write your <insert language here> code like the person who's going to be maintaining it 6 months from now is a vicious psychopath and knows where you live.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

This is how I feel when someone thinks being a developer is easy.

I will create a mobile app that will Stop Rain whenever
It enters my radius..

And yes it will use CLOUD services.

Yeah what?

Just got BUGS list from our Client and fuck- 95% of bugs are not even bugs :|

- No, changing the (not pre-decided) verbiage is not a bug
- Adding two more pages in the app is not a bug (what the fuck :|)
- No, APK file not running in iPhone is not a bug (goddamn :|)
- No, adding these "fuckin new" functionalities is not a bug (seriously ? :/)

AND

Mr "used to be a good coder" PM,

Getting "504 Timeout Gateway" error because Server is temporarily down is NOT a fuckin frontend bug

And No, writing Javascript with a proper design architecture is not a "complicated" way of coding
and fuckin No, Global variables and functions without any architecture don't make the programming "kind of better"

ps: And VB dot net is not a fuckin scripting language, VBScript is.

Thank you,
"buggy average coder"

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

I found this. Would you really buy them? I will build the website and you will be able to pay using your card (credit or debit)

99 little bugs in the code, 99 little huge, take on down, patch it around, 157 little bugs in the code

When you start checking devrant just one more time.

When a customer question gets escalated all the way to the dev team when it could have easily been solved if those escalating the issue had bothered to use the site themselves

10 years in dev and can't seem to keep up with all these languages. I learn one forget the other. Mix up syntax. Features removed or added.
Still use cheat sheets which I update as the languages change.
Just me or everyone else?

been on fb for years and hardly ever post,
been on devrant for a week posting everyday :o