Source:- Reddit

"Any product that needs a manual to work is broken." - Elon Musk

Procrastination is like masturbation: it feels good while you're doing it but you're only fucking yourself.

- I remember this every time, it doesn't help much but it does make me chuckle.

Best way to avoid procrastinating: the sooner it gets done, the sooner I no longer have to think about doing it. When I have a bunch of shit to do, I start with the things I like the least, and save the more enjoyable things for last.

Pomodoro technique, and if nothing works take a break from sitting in front of the computer, and focus on something else, it will get solved easily the next time you touch your pc

Chuck Norris does not rant... But his code does, indeed.

Repost: I like how a lot of code has the word 'forgive me' in it... Oh forgive me angular gods

Our coffee machine at work is broken. We're a fucking high tech company delivering unique solutions with millions of requests every second of the day to over 60 countries, how can we not have a working fucking COFFEE MACHINE in the kitchen? How are we suppose to keep the lights on if we can't get our daily coffee god damnit?! It's been broken for over a week.

Sure, I'll just walk to the floor upstairs to get coffee LIKE THEY DID IN THE EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS. Maybe I should just come in to work on a horse with armor stabbing some funny looking fucker because it seems like we're living in the GOD DAMN EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS and that was a totally legit action back then. Get your shit together, call the company providing the coffee machine service and just have them fix it. How hard can it be??

When your girlfriend says I will pay tonight...

Today I discovered the yes command in Linux. All I can say is yes. Thank you whoever did this. Friggin 1.5 billion y's in 10 seconds. That is exactly what I need.

Something I'm working on at work needs a code name. How do y'all come up with code names for your projects?

Started using visual studio code last night for PHP development. So far I’m liking it a lot. The number of plugins available is ridiculous.

Which dev charges certain devs thst use their Intellij-Plugin? 🤣
I hope he knows that he will never get his money. But nice strategy agains people who are blaming you. 👍🏽

Haha...ridiculous

🙃 Javascript is beautiful 🙃

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your evenings to get shit done

Does anyone else feel like he is choking the device when holding a button to force reset/shutdown?
Or is it just me angry with my Asus notebook with Windows 10 that would keep the LED on after "shutdown"?

Bad code 😂

This describes it pretty well.

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.

Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

Anyone know a good dev series to watch after Silicon Valley.

Saw a job posting at subway in Chicago. Need a job ?

I hope my boss dies tonight. I will fuck his wife and fill his grave with soil myself.

Finally installed Ubuntu and successfully configured the wifi setting, any package I should install?

This is brutal

When top level guys look down they see only shit... 💩
When bottom level guys look up they see only assholes.. 👍

Browsing devRant on RemixOS, an Android based OS for desktop and laptops.

positive thinking 💭

My workplace is relatively safe in case of a zombie apocalypse: no brains

So I've seen people post pictures of what their setups look like but i havent seen anyone post about what software they use, I was wondering what peoples software setup was like in terms of operating systems, window managers and programs that you use to develop/ help develop and whatever else you might use.
I personally use ubuntu with i3 as a window manager, atom as a text editor and of course terminal and google.