This made my day!!!!!

When I got the current job I started to work on an Android app that a coworker which left the company was doing.
The app was ready at about 40% and was barely usable, it lacked a lot of features and multithreading so with a huge amount of data it used to crash (Android doesn't allow you to make the app freeze for more than 2-3 seconds, it considers that the app is not responding anymore).
After a week or two the work to do was still huge, but one day one of my coworkers came in and ask me if I was able to release a beta for a client the same day... Unexpected deadline.
I spent 8 hour fixing as many bugs as possible and adding multithreading in the most weak parts.
I did it but it was so stressful and the result wasn't even great. In fact I finished the stable version 7 months later.

Great opportunities now as per Managers:

* Develop a chat system like Zoom
* Develop anti-virus for Coronavirus
* Develop time travel machine to stop Coronavirus at the point it started

Why every big project comes with an impossible task😢!!

Fastboot I LOVE U!!!!

Somehow entered into a boot loop after enabling a EdXposed module.

LineageOS recovery sucks, has no terminal so can't disable magisk modules... only can mount system, not data....

So dumped LineageOS's payload.bin and flashed the clean boot.img

Whoever designed how audio metadata is stored in gamemaker archives is now on my hitlist.

I think my comments on my parser sums up my mental state pretty well.

https://gist.github.com/BenjaminUrq...

The uprising is coming

Well it can happen!!!

When you get hit by all the Mathematics in this world😵

I've just been told that I'll be alone in the office this friday, with only a handfull of easy tasks.
It's rather tempting to bring a box of beer and have some fun on the keyboard. 🥳

I doubt it’s using more than 4GB of RAM

Anyone planning to use ML for an E-Commerce WebApp Project

When you walk to the yard with a lappy to code some stuff in the nature, smth comes up and you leave your lappy running on a chair for 6+ hours, then finally remember it and it still has >75% juice w/o being suspended.

Sweet!

I am this old.

🤦‍♀️ Memes.

When corporates try to buy you with free shit but you know your roots..

What do people think about this? (Haven’t fact checked it FYI so call me out)

I need some help with python codeeee please and thanks

Can't take this anymore!
Someone please help me out!

"Hello,

it turns out we probably caused the downtime ourselves. I didn't know dropping 170 databases and deleting 80 entire projects at once could do that"

Gave me a hearty chuckle. Especially as the client adamantly refused to have SSDs installed for the DB to run on top.

Just imagining the poor read-write heads jerking back and forth in vain attempts to find all the data to delete... So yes, dropping 170 databases at once does in fact take a database server down to its knees, as deleting is all the drives will be doing for a while.

At least it wasn't my or my colleague's mistake this time.

thank you, AT&T, very cool!

Graphics Card Performance Overview

Problem occurred

docker???

Stack Overflow ..Are you kidding ? . <3 people who code . We have a 10+ developers in team still not able to build stable product.

> scrolling through facebook feed
> see ad to apply as an app developer at carrefour
> "you might win 300€ to spend at carrefour"
> "we're searching for an app developer"
> apply
> first test is to make a button that adds stuff to an HTML list, very basic
> pass the first test
> get an email: "you can candidate to the next phase and might get a job"

MFW I just wanted to get 300€ and not a job

being a dumbass and ran a blocking call then it broke and i can't kill it with ^C :/
killed it later with htop lol im so fucking dumb

also hi first post here

Whisky 🥃 !

My argument exactly

Famous last words:

Ill just secure my api later during development