In my yesterday's interview:

Interviewer: Tell me about some cool things you did on last year.?

Me: Connecting multiple IoT devices and create dashboard to show status using web sockets.

Interviewer: Oh great. You did without page refresh.?

Me: Yeahh 🙄

Interviewer: Then its cool.

Me: 😬🤔😐

As soon I moved to Open Source Development, I have almost no rants :)

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

Teachers at my uni can relate to this...

The old logo makes sense now.

It all makes sense now...

Enjoy holiday and take care of your holiday

The moments of life we live for are sometimes times that look like these. Gotta love em

Huhh!!

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

FOR FUCK SAKE DO PEOPLE THINK BEFORE POSTING!!!

I got a 3 star review on my app and the user said if I implement feature x he will give me 5 stars, what is even more funny is he is requesting it for free!!

I hate this fucked up miserable world -.-

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

Excuse me boss!

During increment time
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an Plane. If u drop 1 outside. How many
are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Plane that's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If your boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

Well he did the right thing

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

> When the intern claims that nginx is serving more request than apache

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

Just like every patch. I love commits trip.
Source: http://commitstrip.com/en/2017/...

LMAO😂😂😂

Was writing a word document.
Ended it with semicolon;

Named my dog sudo, so that i can call or command him with authority. Sudo sit! Sudo eat! Sudo roll over! Isn’t it cool?

I'm the technical lead of the project which I don't have access to its repo

Hopefully not a dupe
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