Woke up super positive today. Felt like it’s going to be a productive day until this happened.

developer's weekend

>you love Google
>you're writing a CV
>you have big ego
>your CV looks like that one
>you're probably me

Buzzword dictionary to deal with annoying clients:

AI—regression
Big data—data
Blockchain—database
Algorithm—automated decision-making
Cloud—Internet
Crypto—cryptocurrency
Dark web—Onion service
Data science—statistics done by nonstatisticians
Disruption—competition
Viral—popular
IoT—malware-ready device

Catch Warrior
Credits: Rahul Balan

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Finally! I can switch from English to modern hieroglyphics.

When you're writing documentation at half past midnight

You know, exiting Skype is even harder than exiting Vim

Thank God for git

Gary's a prick

Turn water into coffee.
IT Jesus

When frontend is ready before backend

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

When you accidentally go full Linux...

😊😊😊😊😊😊

At least they aren't running Windows here at the airport

Although it's not a programming language, this is a very accurate representation of CSS.

I just started web development and I'm about to go completely insane.

S.O.S SAVE ME

Clicking on one YouTube video after another until I realized i have just wasted another day. 👍

A complete Linux guide. 7+ hours.

https://youtu.be/wBp0Rb-ZJak

How to check if a number is negative.

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂

At a party.
Everyone dancing like crazy.
And I'm here devRanting.

z-index: 9999999 !important;

I wish I had a dollar for every unsolved TODO I forgot about

Shakira as a programmer : Heaps don't lie

Pull before push :)

Documentation is the worst part!