Why every time I update my company Windows HP PC broke a driver:printer, graphical card or sound?

You made it when you are happy of your work and compile. Anything else is more happiness

Yesterday 2 hours meeting about how to keep functional a Delphi6 software with a 2.5 firebird.

Today the HEAD of our WORLD tell us he is going to buy a new software and trash the Delphi6 one...

So why did you organized the meeting HEAD?

Lawer: "We need to share in our internal site a document but it can't be shared, printed or downloaded. We need it yesterday"

And now how we can make it happen???

I take away a colligue from some bad PHP project and move all into Django. Now he has less white hairs

So of I want a devops bot for deploy it deploy himself or I need another bot to be a perfect DevOps??? Or Can I deploy it the old way?

We have a bruteforce?

[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /a
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /ac
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /acc
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /acco
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accou
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accoun
[30.01.19 11:25]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /account
[30.01.19 11:26]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/
[30.01.19 11:27]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/lo
[30.01.19 11:27]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/log
[30.01.19 11:27]🧠 WARNING (EXTERNAL IP): Not Found: /accounts/logi

No only a skiddie who try very hard

Why TeamViewer why? Clean your wordpress installation

We can't use a db so they give us a xlsx with this in one cell

=IF(AND(B4=D2;BJ4=E2);{B4:BK29};IF(AND(B4=D2;BH4=E2);{B4:BI29};IF(AND(B4=D2;BF4=E2);{B4:BG29};IF(AND(B4=D2;BD4=E2);

...
some others if
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{L4:E29};0))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Git. Not Linux, not python, not gimp, not GCC, not Emacs. Git.

Because it saves your work and you can work with other people on one project in a human way

Penetration tester tools, any comment? Reddit has an opinion

SYS_ADM: We have something important on the internal GitLab?
ME: Please tell me it is working
SYS_ADM: I take it as yes...

Not checking where I'm when query something like "DELETE" or "DROP"

We have 2 sites. I, dev, set the https system for one in 10 minutes. The sys admin has been working on it for two hours already and he doesn't want help

Client "Can you change your API? If a POST return 201 ours system crashes reading it"
Me "Your system WHAT?????"

This is the hotel room's door for the transfer for me and my device college

Change the code and see what broke. This is the only way to understand your code

GraphQl because I work only with XML+SOAP

"Why we can't install SilverLight on Windows 10?"

"Because Windows drop support for it in the 2015? And SilverLight is a crappy software?"

"But we have a HUGE software who use it!!!! We kneed to REBUILD SilverLight!!!"

And now we can't get the GPS of all ours boats because the "beautifull software" is only for SilverLight and nobody can update the software because it's outsource "somewhere over the rainbow" or something like this...

And now the boss want to have a user table in the db where I can change the id of the user (primary key) when ever HE wants... And all the other table are connect to the user trough the id...

More at the prework course tell about front end more I love the fact I applied for backend

I found sexy some Linux console but this pipenv is the sexyest thing I ever seen

I never understand why we need two name for the same thing!

I was going out of the office... I saw "all the code for the admin work fine, it's perfect like the Monnalisa"... 23 minutes later 4 mail about bugs, problems with the back end and some columnin the db which become void without reasons... So now on I will say "the code is not working"

We need to debug a HUGE legacy code project so...

This is the best definition of Perl I ever found

Some wodden tech from Padiglione Cuba at Biennale of Venice

And It finally arrived

My working station at work

Emacs, my beautiful editor
Git, my beautiful version control system