A girl just canceled our first date to watch Avenger's Endgame with her friends. Pres ++ to pay respects.

Customer: IT is completely useless! I’m getting PORN ADS on my work computer!? This is ridiculous!!!

Friend: Oh that’s not good, perhaps your computer has a virus of some sort let me take a look!

Friend takes a look and sees that the porn ads were all provided by google ad service, they weren’t related to a virus.

Friend: so, you don’t have a virus, but so that you know google gathers metrics on the sites you visit so that it can target ads at you better. Looks like that’s what’s happening here.

Customer: .............

jQuery gurus

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. " - Aristotle

Asked a girl out. Let us see how it is gonna go. I am so fucking hyped!

simple: don't work for a bad company.

I'm German, we aren't funny, my bad.

Dungeons and dragons, I am the dungeon master for two games and a player in one. Great laugh if you can get everyone in the same room with lots of booze 😁

Geekiest non Dev Activity.
Easily playing Magic The Gathering every Monday, Wednesday and Friday evening.
EDH, Standard and Draft.

Dungeon's and dragons! I'm playing it with my colleagues :D

Definitely Dungeons & Dragons.
One of the oldest geeky fantasy roleplaying games and I love it.
My first teacher teacher at my bachelors got me into it. Tried it out and I've need addicted ever since.

Keeping Excel sheets with diagrams of my progress through different series (TV shows, comics, etc.)

Playing videogames!

Mostly indie games these days, since I have hundreds of them in my Steam library and haven't played most of them. Last week I tried Factorio and now I'm obsessed with it.

New house, New kitty! Soon I'll hold mine!
This one is nice as well, he ask for cuddle but fall asleep very fast! :p

got my first salary!!!

A College Friend of mine has offered last year a free C++ course for everyone who is interested, this year he is doing the same in Rust. This guy can explain and gives a big part of his freetime for this.
He is just amazing.

Thanks to everyone who shares his/her knowledge!

USE THE FUCKING MEME CATEGORY.

THANK YOU!

So, I took 4 weeks vacation. I planned to finish so many projects and learn so many stacks.

First 3 weeks:

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

Do you have a dev (or informatic in general) nickname?

Oh, I love stories XD

When I was at university, my first boyfriend (now ex-boyfriend) was the only one who knows Python (teachers used to teach Java and C#). He was pretty old, like 4 years older than all of us, and when the teacher introduced himself to the group the first day of the semester, "Python" asked

- "Teacher, do you use Python platform?"

I don't know why, but the rest of my classroom mates laughed. And from that day, my friends called him "Python".

The funny thing is that two weeks later he became my boyfriend ^_^ a friend of mine said "he wants to show you his python :o"

A semester after our broke-up, I was invited to teach Python at the university. I accepted. Now some teachers remember me as "Python girl".

A german blogger i occasionally read wrote something about finding the correct programming font for the personal liking and linked this:

http://app.programmingfonts.org/

Seems kinda fun. I am currently using Fira Code but "Cousin" looks kinda interesting.

Wanted to share

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Started this machine for the first time after 18 years!!

IBM R51 (32 bit single core Pentium M), 1gb RAM, 40gb old mechanical hdd.

Installed Ubuntu 12 (32 bit from old iso) , installed some educational software to teach mouse n keyboard (my daughter is good in touchscreen on ipad), she is getting hang of mouse so quick, amazed how fast kids learn, wish I could be so fast too.

Why does it seem like most people despise Ubuntu even though it is actually a good Linux distro?

Senior Android Developers knows better about this challenge 😂💙
#10YearsChallenge

What is this foreign object on my home screen

This review.... it hurt me and made me laugh at the same time.

I dont even know anymore.

Is it just me or is it nearly impossible to get Chrome to dump its cache?

I'm curling a CloudFront distribution from command line and getting a different HTML file to when I clear the cache on Chrome. Firefox browser works fine from fresh install.

Chrome incognito also works

Knock Knock. Multi-threading. Who's there?

Opening devRant in the browser