Inheritance

Been there in my college days.😌

Happy Diwali to all devrant community from india.

For those considering a job in Software Development ...

😂😂😂😂

How documentation works

Do you know how much i sacrificed?

Hahaha

The number of times I've had to say "....computers....." because of confused looks I got after saying IT is pretty disappointing.

Yesterday I won an old Mac mini at work, then I lost it on the bus back home, but got it back today. What a roller coaster of emotions 😅

Twitter CEO: I mainly use DuckDuckGo instead of Google.

Me: Just birds supporting each other 🙄

No shit man this fuckin Spotify wrapped is all I'm seeing on social media.

Me, a junior dev: * reports an important issue and a possible fix *

Senior dev 1: nah, it'll do just fine.

Senior dev 2: that won't be an issue, don't you see? It's under control, man.

Senior 3: why are you even here? Why are you even talking?

Manager: yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

* a year after releasing the product, one of the seniors got fired and another one was hired *

New senior: this thing is bananas, code is inconsistent and there's memory leaks everywhere, how does that even work?

Me: nobody believed me when I said that.

Manager: it did work very well, where's the issue?

Me: it's everywhere, goddammit! Don't you see?

New senior: junior dev is right.

Me: I've been a WHOLE YEAR saying that!

Manager: did you? Really? Nah, you didn't.

...

I'm tired of this shit.

eVeRy LiNuX uSeR...

specifically the macbook
- via CodeHumour

happy thanksgiving

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

depression is caused when you focus on the wrong things

focos on the right thing. The thing that makes your spirit fly instead of drown.

remember this.

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service):
https://www.foaas.com/

I think it's pretty obvious why.

You guys are getting paid?

And pointers in java be like: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Daily stand ups can be like this...

lol...

always proud of those 10 lines 👏

i had no fucking clue it was ever gone away....who writes this shit man?

Software engineer

This is how 2 steps verification works..

I feel this one.