Silicon valley season 1 - episode 10

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SUDO lets ++ everyones rant!

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

!rant
Dark theme is the best, I love dark themes.

This is just wrong..

Downloading Ubuntu from the Windows Store!

Disable ads blocking 😂😂😂

Girlfriend got me a fidget cube for Christmas. I have yet to put it down. This is gonna come in handy for some long nights in the future

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

I don't hate PHP.

Just tried the light theme again...

Love devRant it's like Twitter for geeks. Don't need to follow anyone and no politics.

Nice....

Why the hate for light theme?

The whole freaking Internet is using light themes. Switching between dark and bright is tiring for the eyes. Simple as that.

Every time...

Second day on devRant.
One feature request:
Please make texts on rants selectable

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

I have an idea for a new Advent Calendar: 24 new JavaScript frameworks!

I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

Sometimes you'd think you're just writing pseudocode...

"....I heard you are good with computers?"
This is how it always starts.

Appreciating the little things... Like having ports on my 2013 macbook.

Any other devs forget to eat... Then when you do eat, a guy has to drive a lorry to you because you just realised you're sooooo hungry (lorry full of food)

CSS for the win!

Bye Sublime Text
Hello VSCode

Hello! I just joined DevRant!

But that is my email....

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Dev1: "what was that requirement? I mean, do you remember that little yet hugely important detail ...?"
Dev2: "hmmm sort of ... Maybe it's in one of the emails, possibly 2 months ago. Let's try to find it"
Dev3: "wait, probably Dev1 was not included for some reason in that thread of emails"
Dev2: "no wait, I mean the other, the one we used to talk about those other specifications from previous meeting..."
[and the story goes on]
Now you may think "ok, this event happened once and was a misstep. Shit happens"
Actually, this is the bread and butter in this company I collaborate with. All their requirements are spread across thousands of emails, usually mixed together and possibly forked into different threads. Often people are cut out from conversation because someone forgets to "reply all", other times they're lost in time.
When I asked them "why don't you use some other tool, maybe something more organized and easily searchable, something structured..."
They replied "no no, we prefer to use email for historical reasons"
My brain just melted like chocolate under the sun