All I can think about since getting this app is how much better my life would be with a devRant stress ball on my desk. Until then, my friend this fake potato will do.

One of the project manager came to one of our senior pro developer to say something. Before he even said anything the senior dev said:

Oh Fuck, not you again!

The pm politely left the area

That moment your javascript has a bug but its a cool one so you decide to leave it and call it a "new feature"

When the boss comes in the office.

Holding a Linux install fest in college and being asked 'are laptops required?'. No. We're installing Linux in your brains.

Reddit understands

Everyone can relate to this haha ^^"

~yesterday at a coffee shop~

Brother *bragging* about new workstation: "he" has 512gb of ram.

His friend: imagine how many chrome tabs you can keep open at once!

Me: almost one.

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

When you get a little confused

Writing codes on paper even when you have a laptop with the language and IDEs because college.

Bought Dell PowerEdge R410, x2 Xeon 5500 and 64GB of RAM for £57. My god it's Christmas already!

When someone really really doesn't like "magic numbers" in their code.

take a shower. honestly most of my code problems have been solved while showering.

console.log the shit out of everything.

Why...

That time when your table start looking like a Toblerone..

And then crash crash.. crash...crash

My setup at the Office where I currently work

Hello! My first post!

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

I love devRant.

So there I am on the devRant website, busy clicking through options I haven't checked before; I click on "Settings", then the options "Logout" and "Delete Account" appear.

It just so happens that when the options came up, the mouse is hovering over the "Delete Account" button, at the thought of such my mind was like - Ahh! Nooo!

Email subject: Urgent need for developers!

Email body: We found you in our database, and think you're a match for this position! Requires 5+ years of C++ experience

Apparently C# == C++. Good luck finding an appropriate candidate, buddy. I was tempted to send them an email pointing out their error, but I'm not too good with "pointers"

These avatars are so cool! Great work @dfox and @trogus !!

Imagine if programming languages were also written in different regional languages like Java in german,hindi,spanish.
Recruiters will reject you by saying u don't know java in Spanish.We need a java expert in Spanish.😁😁

Ideal (Green line) vs my sprint burndown :(