I heard you guys like rubber ducks. Here is a Tomato Duck.

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Why not! 😂

\(+_+)/

It seems something is a bit broken...

I build this out of used coffee cups for 5 minutes every day before leaving :)

IE11 JavaScript bug fixing woooooooooohoooooooooooooooo
:-(

The suggestions are so ironic

Teacher: Your program has to be at least 2000 lines long.

-_-

How many of us have lots of unfinished projects?

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

mom: call your friends

me: okay hold on

myFriends();

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

Almost got my manhood out at work.

There I was in deep thought needing the toilet but wanted to get a coffee first. So I get up go to the kitchen and catch myself next to the bin unzipping.

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

Some bugs are really hard to find that I think we should call them flies...

Rofl😂😂😂

That's a good one!

Apparently this little music player has no transmitter, receiver, microphone nor camera, pity on you NSA!

Versioning

Turing test reversed

4 years being a web developer and I still don't know how to fit CSS together.

Every single time

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

FUUUUCK!!! I just saw a dead pixel in my retina display

The fact that it is retina tells me that it isn't just one pixel.

I fucking hate my life right now

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

This morning I WILL code! I WILL finish that multimillion pound idea!! I CAN DO IT!!!!!!!.....then wife and baby wake up 😣

Installed VS Code, have to say, i like it a lot. Even though it's a Microsoft product.

My new favorite editor.

The fact that they had to explicitly state that it's paid says a lot about the 'industry'.

I have been avoiding soldering for a long time and in turn avoiding hardware projects. Yesterday I finally went and bought a solder iron to start working on my mini desk weather station. My first ever soldering job. How did I do?