😂😂😂

Hahaha

Don't forget to checkout and merge 🤗

Bytes.

Probably is an old joke ...

TIL how to enable "insults" on the terminal. So every time I type my password wrong it insults me :D

Dev: this will take around three sprints to complete.

Product owner: weeelllll I think you can manage it in one..

Show me the code

Ridiculous

How my day went making a magento exstension, with their shitty documentation

I hate it when code line are structured like this.Get().Start().Trim().Where(a=>a.id = newId).ToList().ConvertAll(...).EndMaybe().Name

Are you a fkin compiler or what

A Day in git

This was on my atm today...

When it's time to go into evil mode

Like looking at my commits😂

Credits: Reddit

Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.

That feeling when you've been writing some sophisticated feature in Java for 2 consecutive days and you compile the code waiting for errors but it just works fine without any errors.

Hit Save shortcut keys another 4 times just to be sure..

The constant feeling that devs online are far better than myself.

when your boss doesn't understand anything you do and introduces you to people as "magic coder"...actually I think I prefer that.

When the commit message reads "changes made". Thanks asshole.

Every time I hear my boss say "surely it can't be that hard" or "that's what, like a 5 minute job?"
*shudder*

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

Sitting next to the sales guy at work,l and I'm just like

Commenting in code isn't to remind you what you did, its to temporarily remove features your boss doesnt want today, but will tomorrow

Reading asynchronous logic you didn't write is like watching a David Lynch movie in reverse.

Those moments when your app server is down and you restart everything and then somehow it is magically working again.

The longer it takes to find a bug, the smaller the required fix will be

Just inherited a project from a "senior" with the variable names 'gggg' and 'ssss' in it...

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.