Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

So,

I bagged the job! All of that hard work paid off!

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

Talking about stickers, here's mine

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

If I don't have any weird co-worker, does it mean I'm that weird co-worker? :/

true LOL

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

!Rant
I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE TODAY WITH MY DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE!

Now to find a job :D

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

I'll ps -aux you and i'll pkill -9 you 😂

True story.

True...

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

The life of a frontend developer

Got my stickers!! Thanks from Italy

Original post: 17 upvotes
Repost: 368 upvotes

Naming advice for new devs:

Test
Test1
Testtest
Final
Finalfinal
Final1
Asdjsfkd
Jkhfd

A girl that I like once ask me to download movies for her because her internet at home is slow. A day after that I told her that the first 3 on the list she gave me is done. She then told me that she forgot to bring her thumb drive and ask me if it is possible that I email the movies to her instead.

when its linux birthday

Look who found a friend!

TV hurts your eyes

Yesterday, I decided to rewrite the code of a project I'm doing for a week. I rewrote all the code with a better agility (is it the good word? ) and I ran it. It worked the first time! It worked the first tiiiiime!

Thanks Google. We now have a color picker for hex, rgb and more in the Google Search.

Happiness

Dev rant logo has face sideways.

But I keep seeing people place their stickers so the face is upright.

Doesn't really matter, but my OCD is killing me.

This little buddy is getting a lot attention these days 🤓

#include brain.h
/* Hello world. I am new to this community and just wanted to announce. I am here! About me? I am a student from Hannover in Germany and some dudes told me about this social app. Currently we are learning basics of C (I guess it is version 89) */

Always answer these 2 questions in your commit message: (1) what will happen if this commit applied? (2) why this change is being made?

Sitting too much