Just accidentally remembered my first encounter with Discrete Math... who knew hell could be a memory.

Swap variable without temporary variable
meanwhile C:
a=a+b
b=a-b
a=a-b

while python:
a,b=b,a

Python be like:B*tch Please

seriously man, how do u do that

i -= --i

mood asf

Why do people idolize Steve Jobs?

All he did was create a massive corporation that make overpriced products and refuse to be compatible with anything else.

The man is a dickhead.

Started new job today with another dev working on a different project. Told him I was hired as front end dev but was a full stack wanna-be. He said he mainly coded in php/java. In the course of the conversation I asked him what is preferred IDE/editor was, telling his I liked Sublime text but was warming up to VS code. He said he never heard of Sublime Text and only used Notepad++.

Just applied for a position at pornhub. Wish me luck !

I've seen people do more than 4 as well though

Today I discovered by myself that...

...in a shell...

...when entering a password (e.g. ssh)...

...and you make a typo... 🤦‍♂️

...you don't need to smack that backspace key like a maniac! You can just use the clear line shortcut: control+U (^U). This clears all input to the left of your cursor and this also works for passwords.

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In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

*In a team meeting*

Me: *happily jotting down notes in markdown*

Other guy: "Dude what are you doing? Pay attention."
Me: "Umm... I'm taking notes?"
Other guy: "But why does your MS Word have black background?"
Me (a bit lost): "Umm... That's not Word. That's my text editor."
Other guy: "Alright... But how do you convert your notes into Word then?"
Me: "... I don't."
Other guy: *stares at me*
Me: * stare back*

It was a nice conversation.

Release.....

"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

Open full image please

It happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslim devs who observe the month ⭐🌙

First tatto things 😂

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

when working over 100 hours a week forces you to become mentally insane

Sad life ! Btw Merry Christmas Everyone 🌲

If you want to call the Manager press Ctrl + Shift + Esc

The wizard Does it all!! 😂

lols, just salute

Never tell anybody that you know how to code...

Saw this on facebook programing group.

Someone ask how to start being programmer.

Then someone replied, get a 5000 pieces of puzzle, and then finish it until it complete.

I took a programming class this semester in which a have to write code on paper, and the more I write, the more I agree. I give you my word-

I will ***never--- ever--- write code on paper again***

lel, we've been robbed 10 minutes before midnight. We've been beaten by a hip bone looking stick. Sitting now in the emergency lobby. That was an adventurous start into 2019. 😄

Hilarious 😂😂