Forget your md5 or else

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

YAY! SAVINGS!

js validation

I was cleaning a friend of my cousins pc.... love the crapware nowadays...

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

Throw up

Watching Netflix alone when gf asks if she can join, or preferrably inner join.

I love this girl to death 😍

Oh no he's here.

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

There's a fine line between phishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common??

A: They both become useless when you open windows.

The best way to organize desktop 😂😂

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs."
- Kuwaddo

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Found this on a discord channel! 😋

How I think my code is running in production.

Hello from Germany !
Meeting new, smart people doesn't seem to be a problem here :)

Check this out! My "Dell-rolling man" is now ranting as well.

That one answer that continuously generates reputation :)

At first I was like: "wtf just happened? Why is that hand connected like it was a robot?".
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Then I realised it's ​a watch.

Blue Screen Of Death v2!
How many agree?

Yeah...Windows...

> Gained the skills to atleast land an internship
> Hyped asf
> Start applying for jobs
> Hyped asf
> Days go by without a response
> Hype starts dying
> Gets a REAL email delivered to my inbox asking to come in for an interview
> Hype levels regenerated
> Interview goes great and both founder and senior dev are fine with hiring me
> Founder needs to talk with co-founder first before giving the go and said he will get back to me in a day or two.
> The hype is too real
> 5 days go by without a reponse
> Hype levels: all time low
> Decide to follow up, founder said he left for a conference before the co-founder came back to talk about it and said he will get with her and let me know in a few days.
> The hypening is back
> A week goes by with no response
> I'm dead inside rn.

Umm, Wut?

When you use vim so much you try to scroll down a browser with "j"

Dev superpower: Been able to remember exactly what I did yesterday in morning standups.

I'm just happy.