Ignoring .gitignore 😂😂

*runs code*
*code doesn't work*
*found no errors*

Me: (dying inside) Hmm, this couldn't be right.

Best: how do you like your coffee?
Me: Black.

Got the internship

//Salt

I brought my pet dog to devrant

Software which is not open source...

Freshman: hey can you check what's wrong with my code?
Me: ya of course
*Sees zero comments, no indents, all variables named a,b,c,etc.*
Me: oh would you look at the time!

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

I don't have much money now so...

Working on an IT Helpdesk would be so much easier if it wasn't for all the stupid people who call us!

A client asked me to do a website completely vanilla instead of using frameworks and libraries. Then asked why the quote is so much more. Is this a good analogy?

Using frameworks and libraries is like you going to the grocery store to buy eggs.

Making a website from scratch is like going into the wild to capture hens, building an enclosure, and caring for the hens at least until they lay eggs.

Happy monday!

Promise to myself, never take job offer from company that still uses SVN!!!

TL;DR: my boss is a dick and I don't know what to do.

Been working at the company for a month now, I enjoy the atmosphere and the culture (startup btw) but I really cannot stand my superior - there's only two of us in the team. Any screw up he blames it on me without a second thought. First week in he assigned their new website project to me and honestly they have quite unrealistic deadlines. I mean they didn't even have the infrastructure for it nor the manpower to build one yet it needs to be finished by the end of this month. On top of that the spec keeps changing literally every 2-3 hours.

Also since I've forgotten to mention the guy I'm working under is one of the founders so I can't really go and talk to someone about it. I feel pretty screwed over, anyone has any advice or been in a situation like this? Is it too early to quit?

"It's just going to be a small application". Six months into development, here we are:

Girlfriend created a github account today, I'm so proud!

Boss: lets set the domain to <productName>1.com.

Me: ok ... why 1?

Boss: ... because its version 1 of the software.

Me: .....

Boss: People will get it

Woah Google... what's with all the hostility?!

When you only build the front end

Css ninjas

I need a site with seo and advertisement.

The page should make about 750€ per month. I will only pay after site is complete and pays out.

You will get 150€

Scary stories in 5 words:
"Bash: ls: command not found"

just a small change

Made me laugh

that moment when you are busy

oh sh*t waddup ill hax ur toaster m8 git on my fkn level

Well how the fuck?

Explanation of programming with a single thread

Alright then.

Debugging C++ be like:
2 Errors Found!
*debugs 1 error*
96 Errors Found!
*throws laptop across room*