#mindhacks 😎

Couldn't say it better myself.

It's so true I think everyone have done that :D

An interesting paradox

"When your computer overheats, why does it freeze..."

Great phrase from my PM (sarcasm):
"Don't waste time with maintainable code, we have a lot of bugs to solve"

Normal guy: it's difficult to understand girls

Me: ha! Try JavaScript

how to improve UX

Frontm End vs Back End

Kid : How many grams are one kilograms.

Me: 1024 grams.

Kid : :/

When you fire a sysadmin... think twice.

Android app update available! I wonder what they've changed? 🤔

Changelog: "We improved the app and made it better."

Well thanks. 🖕

JavaScript:

> "5" - 2
3

> "5" + 2
"52"

Enjoy coercion.

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

That rare moment when you write clean beautiful code and you just stare at it for a few minutes

The 5 phases of software development

"Everyone Can Code!!" - but not everyone should!

dis is a very well said..salute to all devs..

Sending HTTP status code 200 with error info in the body

True story

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

True story.

6 chars

An API Wrapper: (src: @jcsrb)

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Or that...

when your janitor knows his audience

your life saviour. only developers will understand